I need a pep talk
Hi, I'm to embarrassed to tell anyone this in person. I'm 15 years old and almost 6 foot (5'11") to be exact. I weigh 185 pounds. Everything about me looks normal until I show my penis to anyone. I measured it and it is 3.8" long and thats it.
I have heard of penis enlargment but I know its just a bunch of crap. Evey girl laughs at me which doesn't help. Some try their best but they always end up laughing. I am used to it by now. Every girl I have ever dated finds a reason to break up with me. Only once did a girlfriend tell me it was because of my penis. I did'nt like her anyway so it didn't bother me. But C'mon now - all the other girls giggle behind my back at school. It happened again last week.
I am looking for a girl that does not want any sex now. I figure that she might like me enough so that my Penis doesnt matter, but I am afraid that if I finally do find this girl and hide my penis for a couple of years - if she decided to leave me I wil have to start over again.
There is gotta be someone out there who has a small penis who is wiling to admit it in a bullettin board. I know there are girls who break up with guys over there penis. How about talking about it with me.
I want to show this board to the next girl if it can help me.
Wait a little while and you meet more mature girls who won't giggle at the word penis.
DOnt' worry about it, you still have a while for it to grow, and not that size matters. Only really loose girls need a large penis to fill them up.
There are a few other girls out there
that might ignore your size, or lack thereof - it is just going to be hard to find. I suggest you keep trying and show your little thing to as many girls as you can and if you can stand the laughing you might eventually find someone who doesn't know any better.
And Moose, please change your name. egh egh
Remember: A softy is no good but to piss out of. Girls like the Rod of Doom when it is so hard you could kill a bunny rabit with it. Just do not kill the rabit in front of them, they seem not to like it so much.
Love,
Methos! the Greasy Pig-Sticker.
Second, supposing it isn't fake, are you sure you are measuring right? As Methos says only the fully errect and hard measurement is worth anything. Dicks get a lot bigger when they get hard and there is more difference between the size of soft ones than between the size of hard ones. Lots of guys might seem to have big dicks because they look bigger than others when they are soft, but then when they get hard, they stand up without getting any bigger at all.
The right way to measure is from the base to the tip along the top. The average size of a fully errect phallus is about 5.5 to 6 inches.
You say you're looking for a girl who doesn't want sex now? Well, great, but your reasoning is wrong; you should be looking for a no-sex relationship because you're *15*! I don't know what country you're in, but chances are it's the US or UK, in which case it's *illegal*.
I'm crying fake on this whole topic, because I refuse to believe someone of 15, who can type a post as well as you (Punctuation? Grammar? Spelling? All correct!) can be so dumb as to not understand the possibly implications of a sexual relationship, and why at the age of 15 they're a really bad idea! I mean, heck, I'll even admit that at 15, both you and your partner might be physically, mentally and emotionally ready for such a relationship. I'll even let the legal and moral implications slide. but answer me one question; if she gets pregnant (no contraceptive is 100%, after all) who's going to be paying for the baby? What, are you both going to get paper rounds until you hit the big 1 6 and can finally get that well-paid job at McDonalds you've had your eye on? Hey, I heard IBM might be looking for a new Managing Director soon, problem solved, right?
You are either dumb as hell or a fake, but either way you are a waste of my time. If it wasn't for the fact that maybe someone who's genuinely in this situation and more intelligent than you might read this and take my advice, I probably wouldn't bother.
BTW some gils like teeny dicks.
You shouldn't worry about your small size, and definety stop hanging with the grirls who laugh- they sound immature.
excuse my horible spealling