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Negrologic here (NOT)

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Hi folks. Negrologic here. I just wondered if my penis is of "standard size" as it stands a magnificent 1.5 inches hard (on a good day). Thats like 4 cm. It has a downward bend in it that is so pronounced that if I measure underneath from pubes to tip it measures a whole 2cm's! I want knuckifyoubuck because he is young and, because of his skin color, I am guessing, well hung.
I know mine is miniscule and I am aware that I will NEVER be able to stimulate a female sufficiently to keep her for my own so figure I'll go the other way.
I am not getting any further with knucks than I do with the females.
(1) Do you guys think I should risk getting HIV and go after nearly?
He is a self confessed gay guy who professes to have 8.5 inches. ( 21.5cm's ) and I really would like to have one that size in my hand among other places!
(2) Do you think nearly would take me on?

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Comments (20)

nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 07:52:39

I posted this so negrologic can see what it feels like to be stalked.

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uniballer (11055)

2007-12-06 07:56:10

@: nearly

get a hobby

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 08:03:58

@: uniballer

Are you volunteering to be it? lmao

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uniballer (11055)

2007-12-06 08:08:40

@: nearly

Not today. But I did have anal sex with a great looking girl last night- she had to stop from pain, but the bj was good and she swallowed

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-06 08:47:46

White guys have the largest cocks of any race. The big black dick is only a myth that scared white boys continue to talk about.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 08:58:20

@: Chris_Ufc

Afraid not. From personal experience AND reserch, I can assure you on both counts that there are large and small among all races however, per head of populace, whites come out on top.
Sorry to burst your bubble.

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-12-06 08:58:38

@: uniballer

That "chiggen and malt liquor" is starting to make you hallucinate, Uni. That was no girl. That was a furby, and it didn't so much swallow as it chewed your one remaining nut off. But who really cares if everyone is having fun, right?

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 08:59:21

@: uniballer

Good for you. That is the first stage successfully accomplished lmfao!

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-06 09:08:46

@: nearly

Nope its been proven its goes like this
Whites
Blacks
Hispanics
Asians
Afraid your wrong my friend.

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uniballer (11055)

2007-12-06 10:07:15

@: JanIAm

now that shit is funnnny Jan I think I am in love with you.

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uniballer (11055)

2007-12-06 10:07:28

@: nearly

What are the stages?

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 11:11:43

@: Chris_Ufc

SorryChris, I miss read your entry. However, if you read mine again, you'll actualy see that I confirmed your synopsis.

So we were both actually correct lol

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-06 11:12:34

@: uniballer

You REALLY do NOT want to know lmfao.

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-06 11:13:20

@: nearly

Ok I see.

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uniballer (11055)