Food seasoning

I dont change my undies so i can make seasoning for my restraunt to put on food. I do it all the time and let my hermy odors please all. i usually wipe my hands down there and get the sludge and wipe it on my food for extra seasoning. Then when i soil myself i let it dry and scoop it out like fudge and use it for cookies and cake and pies. I suggest you try it and make sweet dessert.

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 17:49:06

I hope you die of dysentery poisoning.

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DirtyBonadouche (12114)

2007-12-07 17:53:22

@: gizzie56

ill catch it after you give me a nice bj. then spread it to your father. then feed ur mom a pie.

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The_cunt (11832)

2007-12-07 17:58:28

Thats gotta be an indian restaurant for sure

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 17:59:57

@: DirtyBonadouche

Sorry partner I'm a male and I'm not gay.

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DirtyBonadouche (12114)

2007-12-07 18:04:08

@: gizzie56

even better. not a redskin

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 18:07:07

@: DirtyBonadouche

I will volunteer to cut your willy off and feed it to you if you want.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-07 18:08:14

@: gizzie56

Do you really think he has one?

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 18:19:36

@: nearly

Yeah your right i would bet he got stuck with a micro penis. Poor Bastard!

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Crookshanks (10749)

2007-12-07 18:20:30

Sexual!

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-07 18:45:55

How many gay post like this do we have to keep reading? OFF TOPIC BIN here this one goes!

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DirtyBonadouche (12114)

2007-12-07 18:51:44

@: Crookshanks

read my profile

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DirtyBonadouche (12114)

2007-12-07 21:19:10

@: DirtyBonadouche

gah someone please be dirty

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 21:23:45

hey grizzie google "hachet vs genitals"

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 21:24:52

@: DirtyBonadouche

Okay i will bend you over your coffee table spread your shitty ass cheeks apart and stick a turkey leg up your bunghole is that dirty enough for you? Better yet maybe i will just stick the whole turkey up your oversized shithole.

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-12-07 21:25:12

Once again, I'm with Chris. Lame, AND nauseating as well. A little of this crap REALLY goes a long ways -- surely we can do better! This is the sort of "story" that my son would have found uproariously funny when he was in the 5th grade, but I THINK most of us here are at least 16, so ...?

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 21:27:57

@: SUCKIT

Hey SUCKIT google "semi vs dickhead".

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 21:34:26

well mines an actual video of what happens when u do to much crack and u get talked into cutting ur own dick off

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 21:40:29

@: SUCKIT

Well i'm not interested in watching some druggie cut his own dick off with a hatchet. Where do you people come from? Geezzzz

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 21:46:24

see i was like that at first but then curiosity gets the better of u
(after u watch it u wish u didnt)

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 21:47:19

and ur the 1 suggesting videos of semis running over people with penis shaped heads so WERE R U FROM?

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 21:58:14

@: SUCKIT

I'm from your home town as a matter of fact i live right next door to you and im coming over there right now to beat your ass. You better hide before i get there.

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 22:00:14

im pritty sure i could take a 10 year old white kid like u

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-07 22:12:41

@: SUCKIT

Yeah okay little boy.

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-07 22:16:01