OMG this 1 time at band camp we cut a hole in the cheek of this really drunk girl so we could make her suck 2 cocks at once.

your both completly normal

nice i would have broken her jaw then slid right in.

Your profile picture is identical to Barnum's is that you Smithee?

fuck you till you love me.

If you are a gorgeous girl with medium sized tits and long legs i might consider it.

mmm let me call ur mom for ya

Ah even though my mom resembles my comment i am not into incest,why dont you call your sister and i will slap that bitch in the ass with a sack of nuts.

no im to funny to be smithee fuck that porchie

fair trade.

The answer to your last question is "yes." As for the rest, what you do in your spare time is your own business. "Don't ask, don't tell," I always say. So don't tell me, and I can GUARANTEE that I'll never, EVER ask you.

glad u love me

Hey, I listen to you on the Adam Corolla show in the morning sometimes. How do you do that ... THING with your voice? It sounds like you've been smoking unfiltered cigarettes for 48 hours straight, then you gargled with glass. Wolf Man Jack used to sound like that, too. He's dead. Just thought I'd mention it.

cheap whiskey and hand rolled cigs.

Definately a sick phuck. I am as kinky as they come but your questions don't even verge on kink, they are downright lude, yes lude.

jan and nearly..... it was all red until you came!!!!!!!!!!!!!!