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My testicals and penis smell funny. I shower all the time. Smells like shrimp. So what should i do ? Anyone want a c*cktail?
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-08 18:09:46
its because your penis is a shrimp.ahahahahahahahahahahah!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-08 18:23:22
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Well, I really can't hope to improve on this one ;-)
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-08 18:27:51
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Well I mean he just walked into that one.....I couldnt resist....
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-09 05:51:04
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10 outta 10. Pity he posted it during my sleeping period!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-09 05:53:08
What should you do. Now let me see, they smell like 'shrimps'. Well, you boil shrimps so thats as good a place to start as any. BOIL THEM and see if that gets rid of the smell. At worst you'll be able to eat them so you'll not be (sex) starved!
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bongo (9454)
2008-02-13 15:45:23
scrub your balls you dirty wanker
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GeorgeWBush2 (13200)
2008-02-13 15:52:36
It's just ball sweat you stupid wanker.
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HomerJ (10511)
2008-02-13 15:58:08
stick it in a she-NlGGER twat and it'll smell of rancid chiggen. Then you'll wish it smelled of shrimp.
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GeorgeWBush2 (13200)
2008-02-13 16:00:20
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Thumbs up for the trailer trash!
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