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Fucking Young People
Goddamn young people these days! All they do is sit around, listening to NEGRO AFRICAN musics (rap) and ORANGUTAN FARTS (techno). One time I heard a CHIPMUNK singing to ORANGUTAN FARTS. And there were HOODLUMS abounding, stealing MAGAZINES FROM MY CORNER STORE and calling me a HONKEY. What the HELL is a HONKEY?

Okay, they didn't actually STEAL any magazines, but THEY DID READ THEM FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES. My STORE is NOT A LIBRARY, goddamnit. Fucking YOUNG PEOPLE these days. They ought to all get a JOB and a goddamn HAIRCUT. Nothing but a bunch of USELESS HIPPIES and COMMIES.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-09 10:17:41
erm, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the 1960's, I had long hair! Oh, I was a hippie to lmfao and I guess I was young as well, being as that was myn late teens/early 20's. You know what, it only seems like yesterday!
You were no better than todays young uns so STFU and get to work twatface.
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errangutan (12146)
2007-12-09 11:37:02
Those kids are jerks... I am a kid and I would never do that. I don't listen to that stuff either. I like AC/DC and Led Zeppelin.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-09 12:36:27
A barely passable imitation of a crotchety old person. And BTW, I'm probably close to your "alleged" age range, and I love "orangutan fart" music. You should get out more, pops.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-09 12:56:39
Tell'em to stay the hell off your lawn too!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-09 13:55:02
@: JanIAm
It was me, Janny! I'm that crotchety old koot, nobody seemed to have noticed. I'm happy that you think it's passable to some degree.
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Crookshanks (10749)
2007-12-09 14:01:24
Eeee how old are you? Your an old man working in a corner shop? That should be left to the teens yeah, do a certificate and become manager of a nice shop, that would be my advice to ya.
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tinkius (10153)
2007-12-09 14:34:51
No one seems to want to remember the 60's with it's peace, sex and love. Which by the way was the beginning of the spread of HIV. By the way, what is negro african music???? I'm pretty sure that anyone of any race can listen to any kind of music they want to. So if minorities etc. start listening to classical music or do, they shouldn't; because it doesn't contain a rap lyric??? Is that what you're saying???? So, I guess if you're white anything considered so-called "black" etc. is off limits???? That's disturbing.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-09 14:47:15
@: tinkius
Which by the way was the beginning of the spread of HIV

Well, it took it's time getting to me since I didn't pick it up unti 2002!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-09 19:23:42
@: EccentricWeird
It was pretty close, EW; pretty close. Although the phrase "orangutan fart music" is an entirely new one on me; LOL!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-10 04:48:52
@: JanIAm
Yea, gets the immagination working does that one!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-12 22:26:28
Call it whatever you like -- I pretty much hate about 98% of it as well. You'd LOVE riding the train with me after work. Some of the "youngsters" enjoy beating out a rhythm on the side of the car as loudly as possible as they rap along to the beat. I can't tell you how many times the possibility of committing aggravated assault has crossed my mind during those moments.
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