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I eat roaches. Lots of them. I'm 18 and I live in NY. I worked in McDonalds once and I saw a roach. I was scared that a customer was going to see it so I quickly had to make a decision. I was looking to dispose of it, but I didn't have time to go to the toilet as I was completing an order. I took it to my mouth and crunched it. It was fairly small. It tasted so good. I've been munching these crunchy roaches ever since. Waterbugs are good too because they squirm more and try to fly in your mouth before they get crunched. Is this weird?

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SUCKIT (11369)

2007-12-09 23:56:21

do you really have to ask some1 else to know the answer?

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Th3C00L (12155)

2007-12-10 00:28:32

I respect your answer. I'm just asking though, have you ever tried one? I thought it was nasty, too.

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jojo_100 (9722)

2007-12-10 03:16:09

@: Th3C00L

It's nasty you retard

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The_cunt (11832)

2007-12-10 03:30:14

Im a cunt and I wouldnt do that makes you a bigger cunt than me

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-12-10 03:55:39

good protein.much of the world eats some sort of insects .and more and more people will turn to insects as we become more populated and there is les room to raise food animals.

youre just ahead of the trend.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-10 04:08:57

@: slackjawedyokel

Well, on that principle, you'll all be eating sperm to because it is full of vitamins and iron!

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-12-10 07:26:45

My guinea pig eats his poop sometimes. I'm told it's a good source of nutrition for him. It comes in a small, easily transported package and is convenient for snacking. Perhaps you'd like some?

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-12-10 15:21:11

@: nearly

I think it was Jesus who said "Man does not live on sperm alone".

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violent10dency (10988)

2007-12-10 20:04:56

ewwwwww man the fucking waterbug part got me,i hate waterbugs,they scare the crap outta me ewwww you are so,so,soooo nasty man!!! yea that was kind of funny though.

-dirt dobbler

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hottieshawdy (12157)

2007-12-11 02:16:10

lmao...THE CUNT is THE SHIT lol..u make m laugh!
baahhahaha

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-11 12:06:00

ew...

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-11 12:47:50

LMAO. I do have my moments!