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sex with a celebrity

i was walking in the middle of a street in china (i dunno how i got there) and i saw ashton kutcher masturbating madonna's c*ck i joined them for some reason and all of a sudden an albatros took ashton and ripped his chest open, his blood fell straight to my eyes and it made me realize i shouldnt have had sex with madonna in the first place, now i am soo confused why did i do that, is that perfectly normal? coz i think it happens all the time right?
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Comments (3)
Crookshanks (10749)
2007-12-11 11:20:35
Right, go see a councellor!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-11 11:52:10
I betcha could stretch that out into a nice short story!
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2007-12-11 19:40:22
A Demi Moore-Madonna fight would be cool, foxyboxing maybe...
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