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GOD HATES SHELLFISH EATERS

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Can there be any doubt that eaters of shellfish are an abomination unto the lord!?!?!?!?!
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Comments (6)
Anonymous
All the more lobster for me then!
Anonymous
are you on crack??
hehehe...eh...he
man, I love clam chowder.
It's so sad that in america good christians will spend hours lambasting gays and yet go home and put shrimp on the barbi. I assume they are going against god out of ignorance... but I do hope they come too and save themselves from eternal damnation.
wow. more proof that the bible is retarded. i dont care, i am a vegetarian and the only meat i eat is shellfish. yum, shellfish.
seafood party in the third ring of hell for all shellfish eaters!
Hahaha thats just one of the laws of Kashrut- christians also eat pigs and diregard all of the dairy/meat and methods of killing laws.

Its like they got a pass into heaven and decided to diregard Jesus's faith entirely.