As Marilyn Manson -- supposedly, he's been doing this for years.

You might have woke up and felt like me, but you were then so dissapointed that you weren't, you knocked one out. Don't cry because you can't be me or have me. I am one of a kind made up for your amusement.lol

try typing self suck into your search engine! I got some good results and if you follow the links, I am sure you will get some good techneques to.

....................................................i have no part in this convorsation

I dont need to self suck. Your mom can do it

-crank dat

Yeah you dont need to self suck.......the 3 amigos----uniballer,knuck and spam will come to your house and suck you off and you wont have a broken back....unless of course fatass spam accidently trips and falls on you.

Heck if I could do it I wouldnt be on here.

This was quite poetic right up until the time that Spam ruined the romantic mood by falling all over everybody's dicks. But I like the possibility that everyone may have tried to restore the "festiveness" of the occasion by dancing around each other's hats.

I would pay to see that. I really would.

Ho read his autobiography. He mentions that as one of the enduring misconceptions about him.

Actually, I know that. I just enjoy mentioning it here since it is such a pervasive myth about him. As if any ethical surgeon would perform such a procedure. But then, I shouldn't say that. God knows that there's SOME crazy doctor that would do this for somebody for the right price.

AND, by popular demand..................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ3KVYt8__A


HERE THEY ARE!

Now THERE'S the perfect happy ending to this nonsense :-) (Or ... IS it ???)

Doubt it! lol

you are one desperate fool