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Slave Wanted

I would like to employ a slave please.

Previous experience preferred but not essential as training can be exacted out by ruthless violence and unmittigated impatience.

The ideal candidate will be paid with bread and water and can sleep on the stone floor in my cellar, straw will be provided. Candidate must supply own loin cloth. A grubby appearance and humble willingness to avoid eye contact with your master would be an advantage.

Once appointed you will be required to wash me as I bathe, prepare my meals, clean my flat regularly with nothing but a rag and a bucket with some soapy water in it. If you get anything wrong, I will thrash you to within an inch of your life, so help me God

You will have no annual leave and will probably meet a miserable demise wihin a few years through being overworked, malnourished and neglected.
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Comments (20)
nearly (10533)
2007-12-13 10:26:43
For a bonus, throw in a bit of oral and I'll contemplate applying lmfao.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-13 11:29:53
Hmmm. Is this a gay sex thing? Are you male or female?
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-13 16:13:53
No this is pure,racism, thus adding onto my previous points that racists whites are LAZY as FUCKING HELL!!! ahahaaha

-dirt dobbler
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-13 17:33:46
@: violent10dency
I'm a racist and I'm not lazy, well only some of the time.
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-13 18:50:23
you actually call yourself a racist? lol, that's really sad.

-dirt dobbler
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-13 19:00:54
@: violent10dency
Hmmm.... Atleast I'm honest. The truth is most people are in some way shape or form but are afraid to admit it.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-13 21:39:04
VERY nicely written. May I apply? I mean, may I apply, Sir?
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Confirmpassword (12190)
2007-12-13 21:42:07
Funny... Unlike most of the other bullshit posted in this fucken cesspit ie dick size, niggers, nigger dick size, otter skull fucking etc etc etc
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-14 06:39:07
I just wanted to know if it was a sex slave job.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-14 11:24:18
Bring your freckles to me and I will be your eternal slave :-)
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-14 11:25:01
Oh, I forgot, I'LL EVEN provide the strap-on raflmao.
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cranberri (11177)
2007-12-15 07:06:55
is the bread buttered????
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YayItsShinji (11647)
2007-12-18 16:57:57
I'll be yor sex slave xD But the kiddy fiddler police might be pissed at you. Could I have caviar in my bread? Is it toasted? Do I even GET a toaster?
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HotAssChick23 (12304)
2007-12-19 13:48:26
I'll do it!
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-19 19:24:07
Most sex slaves actually have jobs, you know a 9-5, they do that kind of stuff at home on their own time. Some of those people are actually employed in clubs, and do it all the time. I'm sure some people are forced into becoming that type of slave without consent, but I would hope that's very rare. People involved with BDSM can actually be emotionally close to one another, and respect boundaries, and needs. I think the prick who posted this shit is racist, is ignorant, and is completely miserable. Racist people deep down are lonely, because their kind is fading,and fast. They feel they have nobody to turn to,because they don't,because most people around them use atleast one braincell. It's so sad how the brain can lack so much from so little of an idea.

-dirt dobbler
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-20 17:19:37
jojo_100, HomerJ, and uniballer are for free
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girlservent (11952)
2008-01-16 11:16:54
i wanna do the job.. i will do antyhing you say no matter what it is.. i will even be your toilet..i would even not sleep if you didnt want me to.. i would give you pleasure and i would never leav unless i was comanded to
i wanna be a slave for the rest of my life
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girlservent (11952)
2008-01-17 11:34:38
no im white.. why r u looking for a black person?
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girlservent (11952)
2008-01-17 11:35:07
how old r u? and r u a guy or girl?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-17 15:45:54
lloll
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