Its true, we jews enjoy drinking the blood of young christian children... We do it on saturdays, high holidays, and on festive occasions like the annual sex orgy in which all children under 13 are made to get naked and anally rape baby lambs.
Our greatest enemy is the pope,. who may look like an old useless fart living a role long devoid of true meaning, but really he is a super-ssoldier with adamantine bones and a magic AK47 that shoots rainbows made of extract from jesus's feces that makes jews and muslims turn into harmless hamsters upon inhalation.
I'm not much of a jew lover but its muslims I hate. You dont see jews wearing bombs around their chest and blowing them selves up to kill american troops and inocent civilians.
Our greatest enemy is the pope,. who may look like an old useless fart living a role long devoid of true meaning, but really he is a super-ssoldier with adamantine bones and a magic AK47 that shoots rainbows made of extract from jesus's feces that makes jews and muslims turn into harmless hamsters upon inhalation.
The secret is out.