I'm Straight...But I own a Dildo. - Is It Normal?

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I'm Straight...But I own a Dildo.

Well im a straight male, and recently got into fingering myself once in awhile while jackin off, so I went to the XXX store and bought a dildo. I had the most mind-blowing orgasm tonight, and I sorta feel bad about using it, and wont tell anyone about it, but it feels sooo awesome.. I dont want to do it with anyone, it's strictly to get off. Do you think this is normal?

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Comments (16)

cabinet70 (4440)

2007-12-14 19:08:46

I think this could eventually turn you gay stop it now

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Astinos (11775)

2007-12-14 19:27:29

@: cabinet70

Couldn't say it better my self. You should stop it. it could hurt you.

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-14 19:45:59

Its just not right for a man to have any object besides a turd in his ass. Your not gay but your asshole deserves some respect. So my advice is GO GET A GIRL and get laid so you dont have to pleasure your self.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-15 05:01:25

lmfao

you baffons dont rea;lise wat u r missing. ure g spot is up ure back passage and thats why he had such an orgasm.

Stick with it poster but keep it private. Thats what sex is syupposed to be PRIVATE.

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-12-15 05:47:13

Yeah ignore the virgin homphobes in here,theyll call you gay and tell you to get a woman while they themselves sit home and spend hours doing the exact same thing youre doing.

Its normal to try out new stuff on your body and getting a good feeling when youre alone isnt gay or straight ,for that matter.it is just an orgasm.

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Sprinkles (10609)

2007-12-15 06:23:58

Just because you enjoy anal doesn't mean you are gay.

I've commented on this subject so much here that I find it almost tiring to answer this yet again.

The human male's prostate gland is located kinda sorta in your crotch region. When you insert something up your ass it strokes the area that it is located in, inside your ass. It feels great. That is one of the components in the male orgasm, hence when you have a dildo, finger, nice big fat cock, etc. up your ass it feels incredible and adds enormously to your orgasm.

Many straight guys love to have a dildo up their asses. Don't be ashamed and don't worry, it doesn't mean you are gay.

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-15 07:05:09

Congrats you are gay, nearly will present you with a club jacket ASAP

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-12-15 08:59:41

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law." Or, use your hole however y'all want to.

Not very appealing to me, but if this behavior weren't "normal" in some respect, why do you think these products are sold in such large quantities? Somebody must be buying/using them.

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-12-15 09:06:14

???

Keep your sex-life to yourself my friend

-crank dat

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-15 10:30:40

@: Orochimaru

LMAO

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Crookshanks (10749)

2007-12-15 10:57:55