Well, I guess I fit the commentator's profile, then. After a number of dedicated searches, I could not find an E.D. Hearst, a "Stupid in America" series by him (although apparently, John Stossel has one), nor even link to the site the commentator was supposedly pointing to in his own video.
However, I DO know that the earth rotates around the sun. If not, the green cheese on the moon might melt.
However, I DO know that the earth rotates around the sun. If not, the green cheese on the moon might melt.