Poolboy, this HAS to be your handiwork.

Who else?

@: Poolboy:

That would be OUR beachball, yes? lmao

Hi... :)

Wow

crank dat

cool, i wish i was you, damn it....

Say, what is it with you and beachballs? There has to be a really smokin' hot story associated with this, I'm sure.

Aw, dammit. Nearly, this was for toolboy. Or cooltoy. Or -- aw, WTF...

O_o ahhhhh that explains your profile pic with the beachball with the werid hole in it.

jan, wat are you on? You just don't seem to be yourself in here recently? email me.
As for me, it's ANY kinda balls raflmfao!!

I grew up with four older sisters and one brother for starters. My sisters ( and sometimes they're friends) would take me to the beaches near our house, and they ALWAYS brought along inflatable toys, air mattresses and beach balls. Oh and lets not forget the estrogen laced bikinis, laughter, and that sexy smell of suntan oil piercing my little nose!

We we're always playing with those phucking beach balls, my god! they KNEW just what they were doing too jan. Once we got home it was more torment, I had to WAIT until a private moment would come along so I could go punish those pool toys, which smelled of females and suntantan oil.

GOD the inhumanity! :)


Do you know what that does to a young boys developing sexuality jan???? ;)

That's a just a short summery for ya, but the basics are covered.

REALLY?!?!? My God. My summers were so dull by comparison. But then, I never had to go to the doctor complaining of burning vaginal/urethral pain caused by humping a beach ball. Imagine trying to explain THAT.

Anyhow, I hear that once you've tasted plastic, nothing else is quite so fantastic.

The two women I have personally turned on to "beach ball humping" have never suffered any types of health problems. In fact they tend to like a "textured" vinyl to smooth/glossy. As for health concerns, I have over 25 years of experience with this incredible fetish, and have yet to see ill effects.

I would personally be more concerned about a female inserting "some" of the newer sex toys made with super soft silicons in them. They seem to have heavy amounts of oils and plasticizers which act as softeners in certain materials in them.

So I recommend caution when using such toys.

LOL; a huge "duh" on me. You really ARE serious. Much is my loss, for not having one single fetish to advertise in a public forum ;-)

OMG jan! It's huge, I never new so many people loved inflatable pool toys until the last ten years.

I have a supplier who has them "specially made" just for humane interaction. Yep, this sexy fetish covers EVERYONE too! I am a member of one private online club with THOUSANDS of single, married, and yes (nearly) gays, women and men.

It's freaking sexy beach party ALL year-round for inflatable pool toy lovers! :)

HEY JAN, have you ever noticed how many female modeling pictures past and present are taken with the model holding a beach ball???

Why is that??? he he, I know!

I also have pinup photos as far back as the 1930s with nude women laying they're boobs on a beach ball. Hmmmmm........ Whats up with that?!?!? After all, there are millions of other ways and objects to use for this purpose.

Just kinda makes ya wonder a little, donnit jan? ;)

Toolboy, you've made this into QUITE a science, I see.

And yet, I could not find one single image of Bettie Page with a beach ball. Nor of Betty Grable or Rita Hayworth. Looks like these ladies lost out on something! I always figured that the beach balls were just an accessory to the beach fun that, of course, required the necessary skimpy beach wear. But maybe the girls were REALLY there for the balls and NOT the beach; LOL.

Oh this is just too hilarious!

Especially considering it's coming from a person who says there's something wrong with me for believing in Karma!


Sex with pool toys?

Sure, if you repulse humans I guess the only thing you can get is a piece of plastic.

WOW, ure QUICK! RAFLMFAO.

Thats not a very big hole in your beachball! Would NEVER fit mine into such a small hole!

where you you see a beach ball with a hole in it for "fun"?