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EXPERIMENTING WITH VAGINA
I was going to experiment with Sodium Vagina (Na2Vg) in solution. I determined it was weakly acidic through a simple titration, and so I left a 250 mL, 0.1 Molar sample on the shelf for further analysis. Its ion has a 2- oxidation and a boiling point of 487 Kelvins at 102.8 kilopascals.
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Comments (15)
flikr (10636)
2007-12-15 12:13:59
mix it with some sodium cyanide which has a half life of 12 degrees kelvin, that should oxidize it enough to become unstable which will give it the ionic property of a subatomic particle
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NlGGER (11975)
2007-12-15 13:24:08
Mistah, I sho' do believe that be the molecular structure of mah shoe polishes. Shine yo shoes mistah?
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-15 14:52:18
@: NlGGER
THIS SITE IS INCREDIBLY RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
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goldtoofs (11692)
2007-12-15 15:56:34
EccentricWeird (3314)
yes it b.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-12-15 16:25:36
@: EccentricWeird
People here are not actually racist its all just a bit of fun
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-15 17:49:00
@: cabinet70
I'd have agreed with you, like, a month ago, Cabby... but I just can't believe it anymore! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRACIST
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flikr (10636)
2007-12-15 19:26:12
@: cabinet70
i second that, i like black people in real life, on the internet though they just niggers
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-15 20:13:33
I don't even think I have to look any of this up to realize that this is scientifically unsound. But perhaps you are trying to engineer a new race of highly evolved vaginas to conquer the galaxy. In that case, I approve.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-15 22:57:58
@: JanIAm
It's just some solution chemistry mumbo-jumbo I made up off the top of my head, then checked for scientific validity. Yep, it's there, honey.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-16 07:29:36
@: EccentricWeird
Well, let me know when the super race of evolved vaginas is on the market! Hopefully in time for Christmas as I'm sure everyone will want one in their stocking ;-)
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-16 09:43:53
@: JanIAm
If I had it my way, these vaginas WOULD be the stockings! Filled with more vaginas!!! Filled to the brim with vaginas!!!!!!!

VAGINAS!!!!!!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-16 10:02:08
@: JanIAm
I think Ed Gein kept a stocking full of vaginas.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-16 10:39:43
@: slackjawedyokel
I think one of them was his mom's, too. Yech.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-16 12:48:34
@: JanIAm
He can have my mums, she been dead 20 odd years ;-)
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-16 14:13:14
@: nearly
You're fucked up.
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