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If a women gets hit by a motercycle, whos fault is it?
The mans, he shouldn't be riding a motercycle in the kitchen...
Why can't women ski?
THERE ISN'T A SKI LIFT BETWEEN THE BEDROOM AND TH KITCHEN
Know what is a funnyer joke?
Womens rights activists...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...i crack myself up
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
I'm funnier :P
-crank dat
My teacher told that joke me before.
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
A: Government bonds mature.
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please......" On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms....."
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
(thought I would do one for male and female as I'm not sexist)
And I suppose the only woman in congress (who was the only female) back in the 1900's who voted AGAINST going to war with Germany in 1917 was such a GREAT representative, right?
Fuck off, I dont care who you are asshole.
Did I confuse you?
It may not physically kill you, but it will eat away and eventually destroy any good inside of you.
I find that seperating a person from their actions is the best way to go. I may dislike and even hate the way a person is acting, but I will never hate the actual person.
Being made fun of is never fun for the person being made fun of. But instead of hating all women when some girls make fun of you, remember that not all women are alike just like you're not exactly like the guy sitting next to you on the train (or wherever you are when you are around strangers).
The ones who are making fun of you are the weak ones...because if they were strong they wouldn't need to put you down in order to make themselves feel better.
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