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LESBIAN BUTCHER

You can call me Butchie.
I am a butcher at a local produce store. But, on the side, I write class A, top shelf Lesbian "love stories". I get my inspiration from the meat. I caress and cut tiny slits in the beef sides. It makes me sweat a little and my nipples rub against my apron strings. I get sidetracked and distracted when I am working. My boss is heavy handed. Should I tell her about my talent? It may get me a promotion, or an ugly girlfriend.
Is this a normal situation I got myself into?
Thank you for reading my longwinded blather.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
Anonymous
2006-02-06 19:04:13
WIUD
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 19:08:10
@: Anonymous
Everyone this will be the rapest who has his head stuck up his own arse. lolol i love me mu mu mu huemmongues.
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 19:23:57
@: Anonymous
I might have gave chances and no f**king way stay the f**k away because basicly i carn't f**king stand u o'k.
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 21:34:47
@: Anonymous
I must move on from the people who some how make me feel small and this is the only way, a Carn't hack it. no fallin out right just movin on with no harsh feelins. Only way of that is from like this but a thort ude no i was not mentaly in the right area, no commen sence jus laughs. I'm not botherin this is me gone, over and out, and I aint ....... what u think.
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 22:21:09
You are a freak
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Anonymous
2006-02-06 22:22:34
@: Anonymous
I only realise after when i think things, the start is me jus gettin u back for what you said there no hatred true hatred, its jus me getting one back and moving on feeling a eacwill without truely despizing you cos thats who u are, i feel a eecwill now and don't feel as small
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magnum2 (771)
2006-02-07 08:15:43
^^^to the above jerk^^^
thanks, someone wrote this beautiful story but you think your life is so important that we all want to read about you....you are lame stop pooping on other people's storys...as to this story...totally normal...I love meat.
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Moi (588)
2006-02-07 17:06:07
Keep your personal stuff outa work . . .
How the heck do your apron strings end up over your nipples?

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silence (442)
2006-02-08 19:58:09
I am not going to lie, this kind of bothers me. I don't like thinking that some people look at a food product in a sexual manner.
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skybird311 (801)
2006-02-21 14:02:27
If this is a joke, which I do believe is, please do me a favor and shove that sterotype on lesbians up your asshole. Thank you.
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Anonymous
2006-02-22 18:58:34
Never get your p*ssy and paycheck from the same place.
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-06-15 08:47:52
HAWT
Did u say whether you were male or female? Personally I think that being able to write 'class A, top shelf Lesbian "love stories"' will not get you a promotion with at a local produce store. Get your inspiration from the meat by all means and write your stories on the side. You could post them on the internet or send them to a publisher.
Good luck with your heavy handed boss!
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Anonymous
2006-07-18 13:10:44
CLASSIC!! The first 3 sentences set up a great premise!
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