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Moobs

I LOVE moobs. They are just the sexiest things around. I want to lift a large moob up and curl around under it, feel the flesh surround me and feel the the sweet smell of areas that have not been exposed to oxygen in weeks permiate my senses. Mmmm moobs.
I want to squeeze those moobs until he screams with delight, then take the flesh in my hands, smother my face it it and make indentations like a like a tempor-pedic matress.
I like it when they have just a little bit of hair, once I saw a hair on the nipple and I plucked it off with my teeth while he shivered in delight. It was teh sex.
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I want to lift a large moob up and curl around under it, feel the flesh surround me and feel the the sweet smell of areas that have not been exposed to oxygen in weeks permiate my senses.

Quite possibly the best prose I've seen on this fucked up site.
What's a moob?
what ever floats your brick.
uh... no
@: Lockets
Moobs=man boobs...we have contests to see who's are the biggest at the cottage
Ha ha! Madness!
Oh ew. D: