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George Bush
Ode to Me
by George W. Bush, Poetizer

Poor people aren't necessarily killers.
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
Eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class.
See, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the Administrative branch.
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.
Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?
Every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty...I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.
God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear.
Eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three---three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?
Except when yer marchin' to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when yer thinkin' yer goin' to war.
We spent a lot of time talkin' about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
Budget numbers are not just estimates; these are actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the thirtieth.
Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as bein' against things. Anti-immigrant, for example.
See, in my line 'o work you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in...to kinda catapult the propaganda.
Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.

Thank ya.
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Comments (8)
Couldn't be arsed to read that like, it's sad George Bush represents America, he's a bit of a dippy shit really, sorry to those who like him I just think he lacks common sense. Better luck in the next election eh, atleaste he can't compete again.
"Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."


lol
That guy is a soundbite machine!
and some people voted for this cretin ----TWICE!
Budget numbers are not just estimates; these are actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the thirtieth.

Mhahahahaha. nice one!

All I got to say is he is one of the smarmiest barstewards I have EVER had the misfortune of seeing. Not fair for me to comment further since I am British.
@: nearly
well you had blair and he was almost as smarmy and as dumb as bush.almost.
Your all so gay. I guess your idea of America is a black man or a women running the show raising taxes on the working man and his family to pay for the poor scum who infest the government housing projects and trailor parks. Now thats government. Lets see how good the next four years are with one of those freaks in office it will just have to take another Republican to come in and fix it all back to normal again.
G.W.B. is pure scum...



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