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I smell...
Good day to you all.
I got married last year and my wife and I spent our honeymoon in Wiltshire. Everyday, I ate lamb, the reason for this is that my wife doesn't like the smell of it cooking, so I only have lamb when we have BBQ's or we eat out. Now after four days of eating lamb we were wandering around a field in Avesbury and my wife said that I smelt of lamb. I thought it was because, the field had sheep in it, but on smelling my forearm I realised it was indeed me?
So is that normal or am I a smelly freak?
I got married last year and my wife and I spent our honeymoon in Wiltshire. Everyday, I ate lamb, the reason for this is that my wife doesn't like the smell of it cooking, so I only have lamb when we have BBQ's or we eat out. Now after four days of eating lamb we were wandering around a field in Avesbury and my wife said that I smelt of lamb. I thought it was because, the field had sheep in it, but on smelling my forearm I realised it was indeed me?
So is that normal or am I a smelly freak?
Do you think it's normal?
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I will braid your butt hairs into a fake moustache then super glue it to your stinking upper lip.
P.S. your upper lip smells like ManSpunk. That is why you get horney when the wind changes.
How was that?
Lamb, on the other hand, is gourmet. : )