NEVER AGAIN LEST WE FORGET
On the eve of December 15th, 2007, a massive terrorist group convened for one last time to discuss how they would further help destroy the world.
AND IT WAS ON THAT VERY DAY, MY FRIENDS, THAT THEY CLAIMED THAT THIS SITE'S DOMAIN NAME HAD EXPIRED.
They sent unattractive, scary f**king blonde women with books and large breasts to harass us and laugh at our tiny penises. LAUGH, I SAY.
We gotta... hunt down, and KILL... them terr'rr'ist KILLERS.