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Vigilante Justice At it's Best!!

I was at Walmart last week, and this lady parks next to me while im getting out. She opens her door right into my brand new SUV, and dents the door, like WHAM. I look at her im like "Excuse me, You just hit my Car". She says I did not!! F-Your Car..Call the Cops *sshole. I'm baffled, blood is boiling, she goes inside, I get out and got my Claw hammer out and scratched and dinged the sh*t out of her drivers side, and broke her rear view mirror off her car(nobody saw me!)...Then I got in my car and left....I felt better...Justice was served!!! Whatcha think?
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terminatorplanet (11929)
2007-12-18 15:40:40
That sounds like 5 minutes in Manchester, LMFAO, you didn't steel the wheels, and throw a bucket of paint over it aswell lol FUCKING BRILL!!!!!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-18 15:42:58
yeah that sounds about right.always someone driving a fucking rust bucket will go out of their way to ding up a new car.

thats why it pays to buy a used accord or something like that just to drive to work and the stores and places like that
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2007-12-18 18:29:46
u could hav done something less discreet, like sweeten the petrol, or de-cap the tyres
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-12-18 20:04:06
You should have hit her with the hammer bludgeon her to death at walmart
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October (10003)
2007-12-18 20:47:29
Good plan, just hope she didn't get your LP number.

I like it and I really think you did the right thing, you should have shit on her windshield as well.

People like that piss me off.

Tobra
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-18 20:55:02
I guess a "bigger" person would have walked away from this, but I can't say that I blame you that much. I think you went a bit overboard, though; I would have stopped at just keying her car. Hope she didn't get your license plate; LOL!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-19 10:47:32
I can relate to your annoyance having recently suffered all 4 tyres being gashed with a stanley knife during the nite. I am well aware of the culprit but cant prove it. Unfortunately they don't have a car so I cannot retaliate that way. However, I am a devious old bastard and have cost them several thousand pounds since and they don't have a clue it's me since they have fallen out with most folk in this street. I aint done yet eother.
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