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window licking hippo

i told my grandma to suck off a goats a**hole. all of a suddon she wippd out her huge spiderman c*ck and shot me with a web. i replied by saying im gonna light your balls on fire and wip them at a hippo. my dad heard what i said and for punishment he made me stick my d*** inside a monkey's ear. i told my dad im going to tie his pubes in a knot and swing from them. i said f**k this im gonna go f**k your dried up pussy full of cactus that smells like fish. Shoudl i keep on talking or should i stop and go hang myself from a rainbow dan what should i do..


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Comments (6)
k wtf noobzor u cant use the east indian disses
Is there some kind of necrotizing brain tissue disease going on here lately? Because almost all of the posts written in the last 24 hours seem to have been composed by the same disease riddled sociopath. God save us all ...
@: JanIAm
You'd better steer clear, dearest! Wouldn't want you sneezing precious bits of brain.
this one wasn't even clever or funny... I mean, as funny as monkey ear fucking can be :
yes... completely normal
Stoner props...lay off the acid