Are You Normal?
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Unknown's Guide to the Galaxy.
Table of Contents:
1.) Boys.*
2.) Girls.*
3.) Your sexual preference.
4.) So you're a prejudicing douchebag. What now?
*Information may be inaccurate.
1. Boys.
The average penis length for post-pubescent men is six inches erect, give or take a few millimeters. If your penis is above five inches, according to definitions one and two, you are normal. If not, either wait until you are through puberty (which should begin at age 11-12 and end at age 14-16), or ask your doctor about penis enlargement.
Semen varies in color and thickness. Your semen may be clear, white, or yellow. It may be as thin as water or as thick as gravy. If your semen is red or brown, or so thick that you cannot ejaculate, tell your doctor. That is not normal.
Small bumps may appear along the shaft of your penis. This is perfectly normal. If bumps begin to appear on the head of your penis, tell your doctor. That is not normal.
2. Girls.
The average breast size for post-pubescent women is 36C. The average areola size is one point four inches.
The average cl*toris length (just from the part that shows) for post-pubescent women is half an inch.
Puberty begins at age ten on average for girls. Over the next three to four years, your body will go through many changes. First, your breasts will begin to develop. Second, after about six months, pubic hair begins to grow. Third, beginning at an average of age twelve, a monthly bleeding cycle occurs in your reproductive system. The lining of your womb will prepare for pregnancy each month. If a pregnancy does not occur, the lining is washed clean with blood, and will be released from your vagina. This will be painful. You may also experience emotional changes each month. If this cycle does not begin at age sixteen, or if the cycle stops suddenly, without a pregnancy and before age thirty-five, tell your doctor.
3. Your sexual preference.
If you are sexually attracted to a member of the opposite sex, you are heterosexual. This is a completely normal and beautiful thing.
If you are sexually attracted to a member of the same sex, but still find members of the opposite sex attractive, you are bisexual. This is, no matter what others may say on the contrary, not natural behavior, biologically speaking. However, if it is legal and widely accepted as normal in your country, then it may be considered normal.
If you are exclusively sexually attracted to a member of the same sex, you are homosexual. As with bisexuality, this is not natural, but if your country allows it, it is normal.
4. So you're a prejudicing douchebag. What now?
Fudge off, that's what's now. You're ignorant in every sense of the word, and you're a disgrace to every decent human being (which consists of multiple races) on the planet. We don't want you here. Go away.
1.) Boys.*
2.) Girls.*
3.) Your sexual preference.
4.) So you're a prejudicing douchebag. What now?
*Information may be inaccurate.
1. Boys.
The average penis length for post-pubescent men is six inches erect, give or take a few millimeters. If your penis is above five inches, according to definitions one and two, you are normal. If not, either wait until you are through puberty (which should begin at age 11-12 and end at age 14-16), or ask your doctor about penis enlargement.
Semen varies in color and thickness. Your semen may be clear, white, or yellow. It may be as thin as water or as thick as gravy. If your semen is red or brown, or so thick that you cannot ejaculate, tell your doctor. That is not normal.
Small bumps may appear along the shaft of your penis. This is perfectly normal. If bumps begin to appear on the head of your penis, tell your doctor. That is not normal.
2. Girls.
The average breast size for post-pubescent women is 36C. The average areola size is one point four inches.
The average cl*toris length (just from the part that shows) for post-pubescent women is half an inch.
Puberty begins at age ten on average for girls. Over the next three to four years, your body will go through many changes. First, your breasts will begin to develop. Second, after about six months, pubic hair begins to grow. Third, beginning at an average of age twelve, a monthly bleeding cycle occurs in your reproductive system. The lining of your womb will prepare for pregnancy each month. If a pregnancy does not occur, the lining is washed clean with blood, and will be released from your vagina. This will be painful. You may also experience emotional changes each month. If this cycle does not begin at age sixteen, or if the cycle stops suddenly, without a pregnancy and before age thirty-five, tell your doctor.
3. Your sexual preference.
If you are sexually attracted to a member of the opposite sex, you are heterosexual. This is a completely normal and beautiful thing.
If you are sexually attracted to a member of the same sex, but still find members of the opposite sex attractive, you are bisexual. This is, no matter what others may say on the contrary, not natural behavior, biologically speaking. However, if it is legal and widely accepted as normal in your country, then it may be considered normal.
If you are exclusively sexually attracted to a member of the same sex, you are homosexual. As with bisexuality, this is not natural, but if your country allows it, it is normal.
4. So you're a prejudicing douchebag. What now?
Fudge off, that's what's now. You're ignorant in every sense of the word, and you're a disgrace to every decent human being (which consists of multiple races) on the planet. We don't want you here. Go away.
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5. Cutting and suicide.
There is nothing wrong with cutting yourself occasionally to test how sharp your blade is. Just be sure to cut perpendicularly to your veins, or just keep from cutting to the veins altogether. A little flesh wound will suffice. Now, if you cut yourself because your life is so bad that you have to cut yourself so you can feel better, or you just want to fit in, that's no good. If you are just trying to fit in, you are definitely hanging out with the wrong people. They are not cool. Just be yourself. That's what's really cool. Find people who share your real interests. It will take a bit more effort, but in the long run, it will be worth it, and it will save you and your family from a lot of unnecessary pain. If you cut because it makes you feel happy, that is due to your body releasing endorphins. Endorphins are substances similar to morphine in effect, reducing the sensation of pain, and relaxing you. This is a good thing, but you shouldn't cut yourself to achieve this. There are other ways to produce endorphins. Consider buying a punching bag. Physical work will produce endorphins. You could also go jogging. Be creative. Whatever alternative you choose, this can be your natural high. Which brings us to tonight's second word.
6. Drugs (and alcohol).
No, not the kind of drugs you get from your doctor, or at RiteAid. I mean the illegal kind. The kind you get on the street. These substances may seem to help you emotionally, but are harmful to your body and to other people. They are illegal for this very reason. Stay away from these drugs. However, if you truly believe you are depressed enough, ask your doctor about antidepressants. I know from experience how antidepressants can change your life for the better. I did not personally take them, but my mother used to be incredibly depressed. After her doctor recommended antidepressants, she's really been a lot happier. Just try them once for a month. If you don't feel any better, you can just stop taking them. Also, before you go telling your doctor, wait just a week or two and see if your depression passes. Sometimes people can become depressed for no reason. This is normal.
It's also common for people to be unsure of there preference in gender until they are around 13-17 years old. That is when you realize your true preferance.
I don't think there is anything wrong with anyone based on preferance in gender. We are all normal. There isn't anything wrong with you as long as you're in love. It doesn't matter who yo're in love with.