I have A crazy roommate
i came home, and she was naked on MY couch... putting ointment on her nasty vagina. So she stands up and flips out on me, saying I should knock before coming into MY apartment. I told her that she should treat her herpes on her bed, not my couch. And she storms into her room.
I go to my room and light up a j, like always. She comes in my ROOM without knocking, and screams that I'm not sharing my weed with her.
I reminded her of her making me knock before coming in to the apartment, and asked why she was so special. I told her to get her own. She threw a bowl of ramen on me, it smashed all over my stuff. she ran out of the place. So I finished my j.
Did I do anything wrong here???? All I did was walk into my apartment. Like I do everyday when I get out of work.... at the same time. Shouldn't she know this, and MY couch in front of the front door, is not a place to treat your nasty ass crotch.
-dirt dobbler
IF your a guy, make her screw you for drugs.
IF your a girl, make her screw you for drugs.
-dirt dobbler