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I have cancer

Uniballer here -

ok, i guess this is as good a time as any to announce this: I have cancer of the penis and The doctor says I have 2 months to live.

My one regret is that I have lived my life as a racist dillweed, instead of trying to be a good person and make the world a better place.

And so, to atone ,I will dedicate the next 2 months to fighting the scourge of racism wherever i see it, and wherever I find it.

THank you all, and love to all.

Sincerely,
Uniballer

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Comments (12)

unibaIIer (12323)

2007-12-20 15:28:14

Also, after I've gone to my final reward, donations can be sent to the Association For Racial Oneness or A.F.R.O, 213 Pennsylvania Ave,Washington D.C.

Thank you.

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-20 15:47:37

Hurry up and die you sad sack of shit!

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-20 16:00:49

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-20 16:04:54

@: Orochimaru

OK ASSWIPE. BUSTED.

unilevers number is 11055. You are an imposter.

He is a fake

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-12-20 16:05:04

@: unibaIIer

nearly has already busted you as a fake uniballer.why go on?

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Nearlly (12311)

2007-12-20 17:11:46

i like little boys busting nuts on my face

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-20 17:26:10

@: nearly

me????

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-21 01:31:21

Several reasons really. I don't like the type of person he is, is as good a starting place as any. Anyone who publically advocates sex with children should be castrated and allowed to SLOWLY bleed to death. It is a very sad day when anyone can say in a public forum the things this moron is saying. I hope the internet police catch up with him soon. This is one incidence I would agree with the introduction of moderators for. ONE SICK PERSON!

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-21 01:32:42

@: nearly

Incidentally, I am not the only one he has cloned. He has cloned unilever and pooltoy as well.

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-21 16:21:14

that is cool, 'tever floats your boat...

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-21 17:39:16