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Sophisticated Man - CHUCKLE
In an effort to get more gash (pussy to the uneducated) than I usually do I decided to change my image.

I am now sporting a more 'sophisticated' look, you know expensive jackets and suits, bought from more upper class brands like Hugo Boss and Armani (Dolce & Gabana is for faggots).

This weekend I took a pipe to a pizza hut and went out for a smoke in between courses. Met a girl there, moderately hot for a British girl,and after a while I got bored of the social intercourse so I took her into the restroom for some real intercourse.

She said my dick tasted better than the pizza. I've never actually tasted dick, but I'm pretty sure its better than what pizza hut has to offer.

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Comments (13)
Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-23 12:45:36
Id love to bang an English chick but one with good teeth of course.
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SMARTPERSON (10886)
2007-12-23 12:48:53
english chick, yum
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-23 13:02:07
@: SMARTPERSON
lol
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-23 13:07:26
@: Orochimaru
Yea, We got Kentucky Fried Chick(en) here to! lmao
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-23 13:22:12
@: nearly
WHere you need to eat is at churches chicken, thats where all the niggers eat here.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-12-23 14:06:28
@: SMARTPERSON
Haha!

-crank dat
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-23 14:15:11
@: Chris_Ufc
Well, I am neither a nlgger or there. If you had half a brain you would be aware of both those facts dipstick.
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charliebrown (3883)
2007-12-23 16:07:53
"She said my d*** tasted better than the pizza"

lol sounds about right
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-23 16:19:36
listen you cant come in here and talk about getting g-a-s-h. youll make the boys mad.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-23 17:08:52
@: nearly
But but your looking for one to settle down with, that you have said.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-24 05:22:29
@: Chris_Ufc
Pray, do tell me where and I'll fo read it. I am quite happy with my life as it is tyvm and if I were to look for a partner, it certainly WOULD NOT BE AMONG THE MONGELS that use this site!
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-24 16:42:26
@: nearly
You said you would settle down with a negro. Your so nasty just admit it.
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wenisweniswenis (12780)
2008-01-08 20:03:04
"She said my d*** tasted better than the pizza"
ask smithee about that one
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