WTF? Dude your fuckin nuts. How the hell are you gona ask random people for tips on how to jack off.Heres an ideavyou have a computer go to google and have fun u weird ass fool. Or better yet instead of using lotion use sand paper or razor blades youll love it.
( the sad part is this guy may actually try my stupid advice)
http://masturbationlounge.com/
http://advancedmasturbation.com/