Yeah i agree all those payed Santa's at the mall sure enjoy the little kiddy's sitting on their laps. My Santa said if I'm good tonight she might give me a little loving.
Santa's been pretty good to my son thus far. He got the XBox 360 he's been clamoring for since last summer -- AND Halo 3. I must admit, it's quite spectacular. Now comes the humiliating part, during which he forces me to play along with him. You guys haven't seen REAL ineptitude until you've seen me try to play a video game -- ANY video game :-)
I said Santa isnt real you cock sucker. Stop trying to be such a badass on the net. Do you really think I'm that big of a fucking idiot? just stick to talking to Nearly and leave me be.
I'm rather selective about my joy sticks. But yes. I do excel at that sort of thing. I have expert testimony on my behalf. I would share my true tales of outstanding stickmanship but alas, the ultimate result would be stiff sticks all about. That would be gratuitous. And I'm rather selective about my joy sticks.
You are just SO UNHAPPY that we are not at war with each other aren't you lmfao. Keep trying. I know you'll fail miserably as you have with me. You were born to be a failure you incestuous prick. Go dig a coffin up and shag the contents cuz thats all you'll be getting pleb.
-crakn dat
YAY!!!!!!!!