cRANK tHE cHRISTMAS sPIRIT..


I'm going to dress my gf up as santa's helper so she can help me empty my sack.....all over her titties.

I wish everyone a joyful Merry Christmas.

i was just wondering this very same thing.

-dirt dobbler

Dont be making up this bullshit Spam. We all know its going to be Nearly that you dress up like Santas little helper and its going to be Nearlys tits you empty your sack onto. Sicko

It's Spammie, the Christmas perv. Yay!!

My day is complete. I can put away the new XBox 360 and Halo 3, and just die happy now. Breakin' out the Seagram's Seven now and making a Santa Surprise Slinger just for you, Spam.

Happy/Merry, etc. Enjoy muchly.

Still ranting your jellous crap I see! Such a sad person. Doesn't anyone want you? AWWWWWW
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LMAO!

Erm....no. Go and drink some prick-spit you fuckin homo.

Your the one whos been talking shit to me for no fucking reason you cock sucker. Just shut the fuck up you waste of space.

Hey, you can't handle me little 24 year old virgin. I certainly don't recommend you start on spammie as well! you will be having nightmares PLEB.

You dickless old man I was on this site for quite some time 5 months ago. I know how it all works and trust me I doubt your going to keep me awake at night with your comments. Spam is an asshole who bashes gays more then anyone on this site but yet you defend him. Still hoping he will come up to the mountains there and stuff you?

Well now it's all over you can come and lick my balls as your apology.

Maybe if you win the lottery on my numbers I will. I need a big cut though.

Squirty cream ? That will make them taste better. Or would you prefer peanut butter bollocks ?

I was thinking about numbing my tounge with a shot of Laticane.