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CHRISTMAS SUCKS

It's a tradition that the family comes together at least once a year, but unfortunately for the sober among them, everyone's pretty much really old a boozed up like you wouldn't believe. I have a relative who is extremely fat and has gotten fatter every year, who now has two children she didn't have two years ago. She's also really, really loud and ruins all of our games.

Christmas morning (like today) is always uncertain. The whole family seems to like to fuck with my MIND with their stupid HEAD GAMES and pretend as though nothing special is going on. Then once I've settled into my normal activities (chronic masturbatory fun) they POUND AT MY DOOR and demand that I join them, then start peeking through the window and breaking my goddamn door do--

GET THE FUCK AWAY!!! I"M CALLING THE GODDAMN COPS IF YOU DON'T FUCKING GET AWAY!!!!!! I SWEAR TO YOU I'LL HIT YOU WITH THE BARREL OF THIS ANTIQUE GUN

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Comments (19)

logoff (10539)

2007-12-25 08:46:43

I know what you mean. My family is the same way. Just hide. Stay as far away as you can.

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-12-25 08:55:25

Hey, thanks for a story that's a nice contrast from the usual dreck at this time of year. It's usually a major letdown for me as well for a variety of reasons, mostly having to do with dysfunctional family. But it IS a great day for the kids, so I guess that has to count for something. (And at this point, ANY day that I don't have to go to work is also a pretty damned good day as well.)

Enjoy as much as you can, there. And watch that you don't bust up that antique gun, now.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-25 09:01:27

@: JanIAm

Hey Jan. Happy Christmas hun. Hope all is well with you and yours. TC cuz I care.

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SMARTPERSON (10886)

2007-12-25 10:43:18

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-25 13:54:04

I cant even get to my family's houses today because of a huge snow storm we got yesterday. My mom is really disappointed because she made a nice prime rib dinner and we wont be showing up. I cant even get to the store to replenish my beer supply this really kinda sucks!

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jojo_100 (9722)

2007-12-25 15:22:40

I agree, Christmas sucks

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gizzie56 (8681)

2007-12-25 15:51:17

@: JanIAm

LOL,I agree a bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. No actually i really like my job (most of the time that is).

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Crookshanks (10749)

2007-12-25 15:55:20

My mother complained at me saying I spend too much money on alcohol and clubbing and then she opened her presents from me, one was a �27 moisturiser (note I have a father, 3 brothers and 1 sister to also buy pressies for not to mention my friends). Some people just aren't grateful. I hate Christmas usually, so even when I try hard it still is a let down. Do you think it's always been like this or has it just been in the last few decades?

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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)

2007-12-25 16:20:05

Oh shit

-crank dat

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sovlover (6461)

2007-12-25 17:09:57

Yeah, my mother was sobbing about not being appreciated.
Yes, you are totally right, that new chair and your movie and earrings and perfume and whatever else we got you was the outcome of us not appreciating nor listening to you.

>=[ fuck this christmas with sanpaper.

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-25 17:46:11

Your family is fucked up.

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EccentricWeird (3314)

2007-12-25 20:00:18

@: Crookshanks

You probably do! Christmas drinking is LOW.

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jojo_100 (9722)

2007-12-25 23:09:57

@: sovlover

Hi Jewish bitch

Do you remember me?

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Crookshanks (10749)

2007-12-25 23:31:46

@: EccentricWeird

I only drink a glass of Champagne on Christmas and usually only go out clubbing once a week, it's just lots of people take pictures of me when I am out and post them on facebook so she thinks I am always out. Assumptions aren't good.

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nearly (10533)

2007-12-26 06:28:04

@: Crookshanks

You are correct. Thinking is dangerous. Look at Iraq! They 'thought' they had weapons of mass destruction, but, irrespective of that 'thought', they KNEW they had oil!!!

You know what thought done?
Thought if he planted a feather he'd grow a chicken!

Hope you had a nice one anyway. I did. I went walking in my mountains and had them to myself for a change and was at one with nature.

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Chris_Ufc (8299)

2007-12-26 08:06:39

@: nearly

Shut the fuck up about Iraq, your speaking about things you know NOTHING about.

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EccentricWeird (3314)

2007-12-26 11:43:05

I'm a Japanese man, and I want YOU!

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-12-26 19:43:19