has anyone had any horrible anal sex experiences?
i want to have anal
but i dont want to pull out a dick covered in shit
and please no mom jokes assholes.
Ive had one bad time when some came out on my pecker but I didnt let it bother me. All the other times I did it nothing happend and it was great. If you that worried about it then use lube and nothing will come out most of the time.
yeah my young hizzo. i used anal beads once then yanked em out and shit all over the wall. then used a bike pump till i couldnt take the pressure then shit all over the bed.
who the hell would wanna suck a dick after its been in their ass?! shit thats nasty, i thought sucking dick was nasty after you fucked vaginally, nevermind in the ass, ooh shit no, you fuckin wid some freaky ass girls then... oh and from a girls point of view from enjoyin it, i tried, as soon as it was starting to go in even with some lubricant, it hurt too much, i dont know how any girl could enjoy it, but i hear to some it really turns them on.
If you open your mind and get into it you will enjoy it. If you want to stop worrying about it being nasty you might have fun sucking it. My ex begged me to let her suck it a few times, now thats hot.
Wow, tell us how you really feel. I think I would have to call you a liar if you say you have never sucked a guys wang after he took it out of your ass. With all the sex youve had in your day who do you think your kidding on here.
Stargirl although you have a valid point. I think there is a case for the exact opposite as well.
As far as I can tell the nr1 cause of relationship/marriage failure is infidelity. What causes this? Not getting it at home. Now I will never advocate someone doing something that they are not entirely comfortable with, but the level of prudeness (is that the word?) amongst some girls are astounding.
My point is that one 5 minute, missionary position fuck every month is not going to keep a man satisfied. A couple may be soulmates and destined to be together forever and whatever else, but a man is still a man. And that man, like most, needs to fuck.
I am not blaming women, but goddammit ladies. Suck your mans cock, play with his balls, let him play with your ass and just open your fucken mind. He'll be a very happy bunny.
Not all guys like to see their girls eat shit.....just all the guys on this site.
Just because I don't eat shit doesn't mean I don't keep my man beyond happy in the bedroom.
Believe me....I know how to satisfy a man and if he needs someone to eat his shit to be satisfied then he's the one who's going to be eating it...not me.
For someone who has had so much anal sex you should know that shit does not come out on the guys dick most of the time. Infact its only happened to me once out of plenty of times. If you dont suck it when I take it out then I guess we cant have sex so its your choice!
Uh... I can usually tell when its all clear to have anal sex.
If you eat salad and don't have olestra and other stool softeners its usually totally clear down there.
You can't have anal without lube though... its near impossible to go without if you want to have a good time.
As for this shit eating thing- thats disgusting. But, they do make flavored lube, if you want some cherry on your chocolate...
*ew*
She may not like it. It might hurt her too bad. As for the poop, give her a nice warm mineral oil enema. She'll be all clean back there and it will be nice and lubed.
If you're doing a chick that's ass don't need to be lubed, she must be pretty worn out man!
you would be surprised how many women suck their mans or partners dick after sex, i mean if you are horny and in the moment it just happens, i think those women know they have a clean pussy baby, its not disgusting. . . maybe you will losen up and try it one day
that is like wanting some pussy but being afraid of pussy juice.
Disgusting whores who will do anything to please a man even if it means degrading themselves to the point of no return like to lick shit off a dick.
As far as I can tell the nr1 cause of relationship/marriage failure is infidelity. What causes this? Not getting it at home. Now I will never advocate someone doing something that they are not entirely comfortable with, but the level of prudeness (is that the word?) amongst some girls are astounding.
My point is that one 5 minute, missionary position fuck every month is not going to keep a man satisfied. A couple may be soulmates and destined to be together forever and whatever else, but a man is still a man. And that man, like most, needs to fuck.
I am not blaming women, but goddammit ladies. Suck your mans cock, play with his balls, let him play with your ass and just open your fucken mind. He'll be a very happy bunny.
I am not a shiteater and will never stoop to that level even for a man who I am in love with.
Just because I don't eat shit doesn't mean I don't keep my man beyond happy in the bedroom.
Believe me....I know how to satisfy a man and if he needs someone to eat his shit to be satisfied then he's the one who's going to be eating it...not me.
If you eat salad and don't have olestra and other stool softeners its usually totally clear down there.
You can't have anal without lube though... its near impossible to go without if you want to have a good time.
As for this shit eating thing- thats disgusting. But, they do make flavored lube, if you want some cherry on your chocolate...
*ew*
If you're doing a chick that's ass don't need to be lubed, she must be pretty worn out man!
Tell me Chris....if you stuck a dildo up my ass and it came out looking clean would you lick it? I highly doubt it....so don't expect me to.