infatuation and flatulation
I went to the movies with a new girlfriend last night. During the entire move she kept constantly passing gas.
I couldn't believe it - It did not embarrass her or anything.
Geez- We had Pizza, not taco bell or anything yet this gal kept a drumbeat for the entire movie. There was no smell but the sound of machne guns were a poppin'.
How can someone do this , not get embarrased and not even smell bad. Is it normal for girls to let loose with farts that are odorless?
If she does it again,then you should judge whether or not you should be with her.
MethosJr sucks dick.
Douglas adams was probably right when he said that many agnostics are atheists who can't be bothered to argue their point.
Having said that i've met a lot of people who are just atheist because their stupid, its not that they've tought logically at all, its just that they don't have the imagination to comprehend anything beyond their everday experience.
I suppose then i am an atheist, i would only think god existed if i was convinced by evidence, in which case it would be science and not religion.
you are a disgusting, sexist, asshole.
everyone farts. at least hers seem to be ororless, if they even were hers.
youre so fucking sick i hope you jump off a bridge into the ocean and drown
She may even be comfortable with bum sex.
When I met my wife and we were dating, I didnt even think she farted. I never heard or smelled a thing. but now, after marriage, I think half the air in our house is directly from her ass. she farts anywhere, restaurants, in the car when the windows are closed, etc. If i'd known what her deal was, I would never have married her.
At least you know what you are getting with this chick. That's my logic.