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True Story

One day a fourth-grade te acher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.



All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.



However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied,



'Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,



'Is that really true about your mother?'



'No,' the boy said, 'She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-29 12:01:31
LMFAO. A nice twist to an old joke!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-29 12:47:09
yeah too bad we cant have another 4 years of the retarded cowboy.wonder how many more unfunded wars he could start?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-29 14:17:11
hahahahahahaha
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-29 16:04:46
Good joke.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-29 16:05:26
I would be mad too if my hero (Al Gore) couldnt get the democratic nomination if he tried. Oh well.
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-29 16:45:46
Why is Hillary such a threat anyway? she'll just dawdle her entire term away, and the war will still be the same as it is now.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-29 16:53:44
@: violent10dency
The troops will be pulled out and there will be no war you tard. She has no political experience to be president. She claims that she helped her husband make decisions while in office but really she had no security clearance and helped him make no decisions. Not to mention our taxes will be raised to help pay for people living on welfare. What a happy world that will be.
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-29 17:23:41
I know, I know democrats raise our taxes, I don't really think she's going to win this year. America will vote a black man in before a woman, and no I'm not saying Obama will win. I really think Mike Huckabee, or Ron Paul has more of a chance, democrats aren't going to want to fix the war, that would be too much of a hassle for them.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-30 17:44:24
@: violent10dency
The democrats are going to pull us out of the middle east to please the rest of the liberals in the states. Then after we are attacked again by the cock tard extremist they will blame Bush. Everything is his fault. "Oh my head hurts... hmmm I bet its Bush's fault!"
You need to do your self a favor and vote democrat its what you are in your heart.
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Pinkpop (16341)
2008-09-18 22:16:14
@: Chris_Ufc
Their gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you.
Because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you son
so they can watch all the things you do.

Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk,
Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-09-18 22:27:49
@: Pinkpop
So when are you going full out tranny? Get a pair of fake tits and get those cheek bones and the adams apple sanded down and I might start treating you like a women. For now your just a real sicko.
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Pinkpop (16341)
2008-09-19 00:52:48
@: Chris_Ufc
what the?? O_O, HeLlO?? you mean to tell me you only support guys who look like women? like Jeffree fuckin star? or fuckin chris dick crocker? what the hell bitch, i am not a woman wannabe, i'm naturally feminine, NO! i didn't just some day decide i'm going to be feminine, i was born that way.. a real sicko huh? look at this bitch, you only seen my picture with a pink wig, what the hell you have a right to call me a sicko? you stupid dumb, bastard, bitchy bitch bitch, self shamed, total bitch! people like you deserve to vanish away, because image of style and just having fun, and you get unhappy about it? i'm sorry honey, but you need to vanish from this world, and maybe you can join a world where everyone looks at you and stupidly blurts ugly things to you and seem to figure you out only by you're looks.. or maybe thats happen to you so much, you forgot how it feels to be put down.. BUT I'M STILL STANDING STRONG!! POWER TO THOSE WHO KNOW TRUTH AND UNDERSTANDING!! TOTAL RIOT!!
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rockhudson (5788)
2008-09-19 01:22:25
@: Pinkpop
Chris Crocker, I had forgot about that guy I will have to see if hes got some new youtube videos up. LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!
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Pinkpop (16341)
2008-09-19 01:48:11
@: rockhudson
he has his own site now.. called.. misschriscrocker.com, somthing like that.. i like chris crocker, only thing is.. when hes out shopping, or in a resturant, which bathroom do you think he chooses??
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-09-19 13:18:05
@: Pinkpop
He uses the mens room because at this point hes still just some fag with long hair and make up. Does a really bad job at it too.
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