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What are YOU hiding?

It never fails to amuse me that those among us who do the most back stabbing, shyte stirring or are the most abusive, NEVER have an open profile. It begs the question, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? Not just in your main profile either. We all know that certain people in here have way more than one profile (NOT getting at slackass here either!). Maybe one open and mr/mrs nice guy, with the others closed for their bad guy stuff.
This is the internet. No one can hurt you for what you say and most will respect you for your honesty.

Come on you lot, lets have all these profiles OPEN b4 New Year and start the NEW YEAR with openness and frankness. Be a MAN/WOMAN. Stand and be counted. Or are we festuned with cowardly morons?
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 08:27:22
You don't need to search, I wrote this.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-30 09:19:43
@: nearly
they wont open up,it wont happen.ive tried forever to get some of the big mouths in here who are always attacking me to open up their profiles or even admit to their multiple profiles and it wont happen.


too many assholes in here like to attack others but dont have the backbone to be open about it.the ones who attack me the most are the biggest hypocrites when they have closed profiles and hidden multiple IDs.

all my various IDs are open and are listed in the profile of this one and I use this one to post with 95% of the time.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-30 09:25:05
I'll be a woman about it and cower in this corner rather than opening anything.
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Major_Buzzkill (12064)
2007-12-30 09:30:10
@: slackjawedyokel
You both GO TO HELL! This website has the feature of keeping profiles closed and those of us that choose to do so have every right.Get your own damn website and make your own rules there if you want but here you DONT MAKE THE RULES! SO PISS OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!
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unibaIIer (12323)
2007-12-30 09:38:00
uniballer #2 here. I totally agree with what you are saying. We need more honesty, and for people to come out and be who they are.

Personally, i find the back stabbing , shyte stirring and abusive posts to be deplorable.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-30 09:57:32
Well, i am going to leave iin soon so i must tell yall this eventually. I am rich. I have owned 9% of Apple stock and i am living the rich life the cash from my father's death at work...

ca-ching
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 10:56:31
@: EccentricWeird
At least you are one of the few open ones. I most certainly respect you for that. WTG.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 10:59:48
@: Major_Buzzkill
WOW another BRAND NEW PROFILE WOOHOO.

Still a phucking back stabbing, shyte stiring, bag of garbage though!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 11:01:29
@: unibaIIer
unibaIIer (12323)that is.

LMAO. I do love your profile picture but I am afraid thats as good as it get COWARD!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 11:02:31
@: Orochimaru
It surprises me that you, of all people, are among the COWARDS!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 11:03:25
Congratulations. We are a very small band indeed.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 11:18:06
You would think you could get your arms cut off or your legs or maybe your d icks! I really see no reason for hiding your stories and at least one good one for opening them. It would certainly help us all understand each other better. At the end of the day, there are very few active members anyway and opening your cloned id stories will not tell us who you are now will it?
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-30 12:23:27
No, thanks. I pass on the "openess." I keep my profile closed not because I have something to hide so much as that I don't particularly like having my name associated with stories that nobody particularly likes. If that makes me a big fat pussy, I accept the designation.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 14:26:38
@: JanIAm
Love the miggie!
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 14:28:39
@: nearly
make that moggie! lol my keyboard is dyslexic!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-30 14:45:46
@: nearly
Awww, I'm glad you like her. She's coming down today, though, in favor of another more appropriate model since Christmas is over and done with. I've got a million of 'em, if not more ;-)
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 15:08:03
@: JanIAm
lol, as long as they are on your profile I don't mind. Not into live ones. Goes back to my childhood when my old man used to drown them and make us watch. Just one more thing I have to 'thank' him for!
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-30 16:10:45
@: nearly
It figures. Maybe some people have things on their profile that is very private to them like sexual fetishes and questions that their ego couldnt handle.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-30 16:41:35
@: Chris_Ufc
Not an excuse. Profiles are open and you put what you want in there. You don't want em to know, you take it out. But the stories being closed, well now, in most cases that is different. They keep their stories closed because they have something to hide. Back stabber, shitstirers, wastrals.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-12-30 16:46:09
Mines always been open
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Asskicker202 (12512)
2007-12-30 17:24:24
@: Orochimaru
stop trying to get laid, you are some geekey nourto fan that lives in his mama's houes still
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Asskicker202 (12512)
2007-12-30 17:25:19
that was at Orochimaru sorry
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-30 17:34:58
@: nearly
You cant take your fucking stories out of your profile you dumbass. Just get over it!
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blackbarbiebabe7 (7546)
2007-12-30 17:50:39
Is this directed toward me? because you commented one of my stories asking why I hide my stories. The reason I hide my stories is because I know people will just comment them because they don't like me not because they think the issue is important.


~~inspired by the love~~
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-12-30 21:33:17
@: blackbarbiebabe7
yeah everything here is about you dumb queer lover fuck off
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-12-31 18:32:41
Why do you care if my profile is open or not? I prefer to keep mine closed because i wrote a couple of stories that are private to me. Is that a problem for you Nearly?
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-12-31 19:01:31
If i get to much more shit about this open profile shit i might just open mine to prove to Slackass that I'm not the one posting all these attacks on everybody.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-01 11:44:34
@: nearly
How so nearly. I am rich, not a coward...
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-02 10:36:22
@: Orochimaru
My reason for saying you are a coward is the fact that your stories are hiden. If you have nothing to hide, it would be open. Therefore being as you keep it closed, you have something to hide, makes you a coward (in my oppinion).
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-02 10:39:17
@: blackbarbiebabe7
Specifically NO. This whole web site does NOT revolve around you. I wouldn't, personally, waste my time dedicating a story to you. If I have something to say to you personally, I WILL DAMNED WELL SAY IT TO YOU. I ain't no coward!

I have decided to close my stories so now you'll just have to guess if it is mine or not. Close yours to slack and give em some stick. PHUCK EM ALL.
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gaatooor (16196)
2008-09-15 10:24:28
Person just wants to see more pics to touch himself to. Thats the only reason they are concerned. You don't have to see my profile for me to tell you to fuck off. So suck my nutz and eat my ass dipshit. Another fucker trying to make rules because they feel something should cater to what they like. Go fucking vote for Obama dicklicker.
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