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Happy new years from stargirl

my new years resolution is have over 1000 different cocks in my ass by the end of the year because i am a big slut

-stargirl
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Comments (12)
Stargirl does not own a computer at home she did not post this, the buff 34 year old male did. Plus everyone knows the only dick going anywhere near her in 2008 is mine.
Chill out Chris is not worth the time you are given him.
I think your onto something slackjaw acting drunk and leaving then the queerbait himself coming online.
I dont need a big brother, what you need is a life.
Go to bed. Your man is waiting.
You better hope quincy isnt getting corn holed by some mexican right now.
I bet you'd love him to 'slip up' you! Go get a life you phucking moron. You are so boring I doubt you have a man at all. I'll put odds on you being phucked by your dog you dirty bastard.
Any time you want to get a life Mark.
Incase you forgot this is the "36 year old buff male."
:(
Thats so hot.. Well only if I'm the guy.
the logistics of it would be difficult. that's 2.7 cocks a day, or 18.9 a week, or 75.6 a month. very few people are that industrious.