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Reggae Addiction
Yesterday i went to bed a 4:00 am after drinking 4 gallons of coffee and taking 4 shots of heroin. When i laid in my bed suddenly Balou from The Jungle Book and John Lennon were in there with me then we jumped up and The Flaming Lips song Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots pt 2 started to play and the floor gave out and we were flying in a sea leprechauns and mexican babies. Then John Goodman and Billy Crystal sang a duet of the song If I Didn't Have You. Suddenly we appeared in a David Bowie Concert in the early 80s. Suddenly Balou and John melted and a giant clock lifted me up and we fly into the rings of Saturn. Soon Pink Floyd's Time was playing and a totally naked Anna Nicole Smith appeared in front of me and we had sex and now i am secretly her baby's father. Help Me! Is THIS NORMAL!?!?!
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Comments (3)
cabinet70 (4440)
2008-01-01 23:04:09
No I think you should have overdosed
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popdafoo (9943)
2008-01-02 08:17:11
Woah I wish I could have been there. David Bowie and a naked Anna Nicole Smith? Lucky bastard
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markholloway (12383)
2008-01-05 13:05:34
@: popdafoo
amen to that brotha
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