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Hello son (my dear Nearly)

Hi son, i'm back from the grave. I hope you are all well and good. Have you still got the terrible disease ? I bet you missed me didn't you. I bet you missed the musky aroma of my asshole..I must admit, it does smell like a big hairy man's asshole doesn't it. No wonder you mistook my fat ass for young Shadwell-Rhys-Griffith's the local farmer's boy..How many times did you abuse him and get away with it ? To my recollection it was around 47 times, then all of a sudden his father and his uncle got wind of it (i told them) and they paid some dirty pakistani gentleman to rape your ass. Unbeknown to evryone but me, this paki had HIV. Apparently you took the buttsex like a man but when you had the test you cried like a bitch.

I have to go now son. I'll be in touch soon. Oh by the way, do you still hear the voices in your head ? I told you to get help and would you listen, would you shite.
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Comments (16)
nearly (10533)
2008-01-02 15:02:34
LMAO. At least you put a measure of thought into this post. Thanks for a laugh. The last post I read before retiring for the night. Good night one and all.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-02 15:22:13
LoL that was good stuff.
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rockhudson (5788)
2008-01-02 16:19:09
I think Nearly is a true gentleman.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2008-01-02 16:59:53
FAKE

DEAD PPL CAN'T RITE
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xo_ashleyy (12592)
2008-01-02 17:04:17
neither can you
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-02 20:03:09
Ah, gee. What can I say that could give this the true dignity that it deserves? And it was all so incredibly heartfelt, too. A shame MY mom never sent me such a loving sentiment from the grave. I feel so deprived now...
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-03 12:02:08
@: JanIAm
:) I will send you one. It is now my life goal...
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nymphoboy (12610)
2008-01-03 13:43:57
Very abstract.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-04 20:48:43
I'm seriously beginning to regret my earlier expressed sentiments. Mom, PLEASE don't bother. I'm fine. All is forgiven, and I hope you feel likewise. While it's true that I went through your money like a crazed dipsomaniac locked away in a distillery for the winter, I hope you'll remember that Dignified Discount Merchandisers did do a lovely AND frugal job of the funeral. It's sad that no one showed except Aunt Lena, who passed out midway through the service as she often does, but you were never much for crowds, anyway. This year -- I promise! -- a headstone, maybe? Now, I know it's been eight years, but I've needed the money for "other things." And I KNOW you know what I'm talking about...
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-05 04:42:02
Hey. Dot. How's Spiderman hangin'?
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-05 04:44:30
Well, look at it this way -- they could be put to good use rather than just taking up space. Do you have a cat box?
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-05 13:28:00
Dot, have you been into something you shouldn't be doing lately? Lots of controversy lately. I take no position on this, you understand. I just sit back and watch, not sure what to think.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-06 14:04:14
I actually believe you there. But I think you may want to ease up on the recent advertising campaign, though. It's one of surest ways to piss people off in a place like this. Just a suggestion.
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-01-06 15:18:37
I get that. But posting this info once or twice is enough. A lot of sites don't allow that sort of thing at all. You might want to have a look at our Terms of Services Agreement, item #8, on activities that are not permitted at this site:

"...Transmi(ssion of) unsolicited messages that advertise or link to businesses, sites, programs or other unauthorized commercial ventures. This includes junk mail, spam, bulk mailings, unauthorized promotional materials and pyramid schemes..."

Obviously, the site isn't being monitored that closely, but you do run the risk of someone reporting your conduct, which could possibly get your membership terminated. And if you've actually been here for a year as you reported earlier, I assume that you'd like your membership to continue.
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-06 15:54:52
So why is it still to be found on most posts made todat. You are a lier. Liers are not people who can be trusted. Another nearly saying coming on...


You can watch a thief, you cannot watch a lier!
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-06 16:02:21
Actually, my dad died before my mum thank phuck. It gave her a little time to enjoy herself before her demise.
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