lol just have fun and do it nobody cares

lol u freak thats a myth cooked up by parents to keep their kids from doing that, still not sure why though. hmmmmm

old person, hahahaha

The actual joke goes as follows: A boy gets caught masturbating and his mother states"Stop doing that you can go blind." he replies,"Can i do it until i need glasses?" Don't worry,if it feels good do it. Unless your reason for doing it keeps you unsatisfied. You can e-mail me if you want and share yours thoughts-see my profile to get my e-mail site.

Why dont you just screw your wife?

Everyone knows jacking off is more fun, Chris

Well if your thinking about screwing a chick while your doing it why not just fuck a chick?

maybe his wife is a fat slob

Yes, he could be trapped. In that case he should keep wacking it.

act like youve had some.

It is more fun wanking than screwing my wife

Make you wife get a wet pussy. Then when you masturbate , after you start masturbating , every 4 rounds (However you want to count it as rounds) make your wifes wet pussy rub the bottom of your dick while you rub it from the top. then cum in your wifes mouth (If possible if not go next to 4 more rounds or keep going til happens) then repeat should be fun.