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BMW

IF you don't know what BMW stands for let me tell you. It means Big Mexican Wang, my friends thought of it when they were looking for a nick name for me. I guess it is because my p#### is 9'in long and 12'in erect. Because i have been taking Enzyt and because of my race i have a BMW.
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Comments (7)
citizenpremier (159)
2006-03-05 16:56:41
I love how we can flag a submission as both "stupid" and "lame."
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Moi (588)
2006-03-05 19:09:27
Ditto !
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-03-11 14:50:31
HI
I thought the hispanic jeans do not create large Peckers: Hand in hand with the big belt buckles and the large, chicas blancas you guys date. Is that true??

not sure.
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.xox.mle (1365)
2006-04-08 20:08:18
no no no! you have it all wrong! BMW stands for bavarian motor works. its a car company. not a lie you post online to get attention
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Anonymous
2006-06-20 10:59:09
look
i am mexican and you guys wish you had girls like ours. we have the best fucking parties and shit so shut the fuck up you don't know how cool mexicans are
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Crazydiamond (3320)
2006-09-24 14:11:23
When I was a kid over here in the UK, BMW stood for black man's willy. So there.
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Guest1111111 (11505)
2007-11-08 18:33:26
U 4got flag as fake
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