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THE CHURCH OF TINA CHOPP
I would like to take a moment to talk about the faith I adopted some months ago.

Sometime in the 1980's, the Holy Snake Ebeneezer Squeezer showed the Great Prophet Ian the truth, that Tina Chopp is GOD. He then crawled out perilously out of the 7th floor apartment window and miraculously survived. He was then taken into care by some gracious hosts for the Prophet Ian had bad plumbing and no heating.

Ebbers has shown us the way to Tina Chopp who dwells on planet X-38, and has enlightened us to the three holy rituals:

-Vegetable sacrifice
-Snake fondling
-Bizarre sex

PRAISE BE TO TINA CHOPP

www.ebeneezer.org

-EccWei
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Comments (5)
Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 10:15:31
Its not worse then that scientology bullshit. Bunch of freaks.
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Leopold_Butters_Stotch (12624)
2008-01-06 10:18:16
is it like scientology, flying spaghetti monster and mormons all in 1
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2008-01-06 10:21:48
Blah
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-06 11:42:17
http://www.venganza.org/

GO PATSAFARIAN!!!!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2008-01-06 14:29:15
@: Orochimaru
Pastafarian has gone too far...ian. A bunch of dim-witted lunatics allow those immature jerks to profit off of that shit by buying useless shit.

At least MY fake church is more credible!!!
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