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My ass is sore...
A few Scientologists were offering "stress tests" in my local shopping mall. I agreed to take the test and not two minutes after they hooked me up to this "e-meter" thing I became dizzy and disoriented, I don't remember anything after that. I awoke three hours later at the food court with a sore ass and Tom Cruise' autograph.
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Comments (15)
Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 10:43:53
How much did you pay for that test my friend? I know nothing is free when it comes to scientology (wink wink).
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Leopold_Butters_Stotch (12624)
2008-01-06 10:46:09
yep, dont get trapped in the closet like tom cruise
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2008-01-06 10:47:01
@: Leopold_Butters_Stotch
Wasn't it RKELLY that got traped in the closet?

-crank dat
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 10:48:44
Tom Cruise makes more money from the church of scientology yearly then he does on movies. Just putting his name on that bullshit earns him a few million a month not to mention how much he got paid for getting married in the name of the shit religion or when he made him self look like total fool on tv talking about how women shouldnt use pain killers when given birth. Its all a scam and the higher up you go the more moeny you make. Fucking waste.
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Leopold_Butters_Stotch (12624)
2008-01-06 10:52:14
@: Knuckifyoubuck
r kelly, travolta and cruise lol
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-06 12:16:24
Well, you can be sure it wasn't Chris_Underdeveloped Fat eUnoch. His wouldn't give a fly a sore ass.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 12:32:44
@: nearly
Nearly I went into detail about my cock. If I remeber right you got jealus and have been on a rampage after me ever since.
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ggggggggg (12689)
2008-01-06 12:34:15
mmmmm anal rampage
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-06 13:08:25
@: Chris_Ufc
You are gay. Why else would you give a gay man a discription of your privates?

ADMIT IT. You have the HOTS FOR ME.

Just go and get your mummy to wank you as usual because you can't have me.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 13:19:04
@: nearly
Sorry Nearly I hate homos I'm a gay basher so there is not a chance in hell I will turn gay in this lifetime. Your such a upset old queen.
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-06 13:21:45
@: Chris_Ufc
Nope, I aint upset cuz I know the truth lmfao.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-06 14:44:35
@: nearly
Have you even yet to see me flirt with any man on this site? Have you an evidence besides the fact that I told you how big my penis was to support me being a shit packer? I dont think so.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2008-01-06 14:54:12
@: nearly
ROTFLMFAO!!!
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ilikemysister (12774)
2008-01-08 17:03:06
hope i did not hurt you love tom cruise x x x
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erecyog (13100)
2008-01-26 14:26:31
You're a fucking retard, why would you even trust Scientologists at all, even if it's a free stress test. For all you know they could've robbed you dry when you were passed out.
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