only whores like huge dicks because they are so stretched out they need something large to fill them up.

Taint that big if your hat falls off it.

All that I have to say is that farm animals run from me.

a big dick is hereditary so the next time you look at your mother, realize her puss is all stretched out like an airplane hanger!!!!

Mine has an elevator and a lobby, you're WAY down there, man. Mine has a convenience store located at its base with a sporting goods store and clothing line, so I believe I supersede you in the area of suspending articles of clothing from my reproductive organs. My dick was also once the ambassador to China; he remembers it with great relish. Ketchup, too.
As far as dimensions go I am in fact unrivaled in my field. My lawn, too.
Okay, I'll stop that. It's common knowledge that women care nothing about personality, only the size of your phallus matters. For example, unless you can fuck an elevator shaft or it lives next door to you then you'll be fine. Don't buy into the whole 'personality' hype or the 'kind' or 'caring' bullshit, simply implant a telephone pole under your trenchcoat (or, in a pinch a football goalpost will do) and go to town. Not literally though, in the event it was Tokyo I would expect everyone would run for cover, the realization that the tranquility of one of their rare Godzilla-free days was over. I would suggest fishing or baseball as a pastime; something that conforms to your unique talents.
I'd 'salute' you, but it would mean buying another new ceiling. Peace.

well my dick goes inwads so HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1

My Dick is so long Im having a root tomorrow

Im 14 and 7 inches.

"Im 14 and 7 inches."

Does that make 21 inches? ;)