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Ku Klux Klan
Membership Requirements
1. You must be be a free white male or female of European descent, at least 18 years of age.
2. You must be able to profess faith in Jesus Christ as personal Savior
3. You must not be married to or date people of other races, nor have mixed race dependants, this includes adopted children.
4. You must agree to conform to the rules of this order, and be willing to swear you will NOT conspire to commit any crime while a member.
5. You must not join us with mercenary intent, or under secret evasion of any sort.
6. Under NO circumstances will we accept for membership: homosexuals, atheists, or those who have been found mentally insane. We will not accept candidates that have been convicted of treason, or espionage against the United States of America.
7. You must be a U.S. citizen, with a U.S. address. We do not accept foreign nationals, or have foreign members.
The Ku Klux Klan is NOT:
1. A twelve step program; we cannot solve your personal problems.
2. A gang; if you need protection call the police.
3. A dating service, social club or cult with a compound.
4. A Militia.
5. Anti-government; we know good government is essential to the peace and security of our nation.
6. A political party.
7. A criminal enterprise; if you are involved in criminal enterprise we want no part of you.
8. A hate group; no where in the Bible are we called to hate anyone. We work against the agenda of anti-American organizations, without hate, but with a firm resolve.
9. Anti-tax; reasonable taxation is a proper tool of good government.
10. A charity; we do promote and support charity, we do not administer a charitable organization. Donations made to The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. are NOT tax deductible for you or tax free for us.
11. We are not a law firm or legal advisor; if you are in legal trouble get a competent attorney.
12. We are NOT a neighborhood watch, if there is criminal activity in your area call the proper authorities.
Any person who is interested please comment with an email.
Thank you for your time.
Grand Wizard of the Internet Chapter
Jason Danson
(Slackjawedyokel)
Membership Requirements
1. You must be be a free white male or female of European descent, at least 18 years of age.
2. You must be able to profess faith in Jesus Christ as personal Savior
3. You must not be married to or date people of other races, nor have mixed race dependants, this includes adopted children.
4. You must agree to conform to the rules of this order, and be willing to swear you will NOT conspire to commit any crime while a member.
5. You must not join us with mercenary intent, or under secret evasion of any sort.
6. Under NO circumstances will we accept for membership: homosexuals, atheists, or those who have been found mentally insane. We will not accept candidates that have been convicted of treason, or espionage against the United States of America.
7. You must be a U.S. citizen, with a U.S. address. We do not accept foreign nationals, or have foreign members.
The Ku Klux Klan is NOT:
1. A twelve step program; we cannot solve your personal problems.
2. A gang; if you need protection call the police.
3. A dating service, social club or cult with a compound.
4. A Militia.
5. Anti-government; we know good government is essential to the peace and security of our nation.
6. A political party.
7. A criminal enterprise; if you are involved in criminal enterprise we want no part of you.
8. A hate group; no where in the Bible are we called to hate anyone. We work against the agenda of anti-American organizations, without hate, but with a firm resolve.
9. Anti-tax; reasonable taxation is a proper tool of good government.
10. A charity; we do promote and support charity, we do not administer a charitable organization. Donations made to The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. are NOT tax deductible for you or tax free for us.
11. We are not a law firm or legal advisor; if you are in legal trouble get a competent attorney.
12. We are NOT a neighborhood watch, if there is criminal activity in your area call the proper authorities.
Any person who is interested please comment with an email.
Thank you for your time.
Grand Wizard of the Internet Chapter
Jason Danson
(Slackjawedyokel)
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