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THE VAGINA POEM.
If you are a woman,
You have to walk with care,
For between those long sexy legs,
Lies a cavern covered in hair.

Now men you know can smell it,
By land or sea or foam,
They'll chase and try to trap it,
Just like it was their home.

~nearly~

Some men call it a fanny,
Or a twat, fanny, or c unt,
But to all men of all nations,
It's worthy of the hunt.

Some guys just love to finger,
Those juicy lips all day,
Then they try to linger,
And lick the lips away.

But once they have a taste of it,
They nose around some more,
They'll nibble on a pair of titts,
And ride it like a who er
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Comments (30)
Well you asked so here it is.
@: nearly
the 'titts' was specially for unilever lmao.
phuck off I aint interested
NO FOOL SPAMMIE IS GOD. I am his servant!
the word is loss and it is not mine. you don't miss what you never had and you tell me how many people in your stupid chat room want to chat to a 60 year old man! phucking idiot.
@: nearly
Keep sucking spamjavelins cock. Maybe one day he will let you smell his drity undies.
Well, I have no cause to maline him. You however, thats a different story. We both don't like you, now do we, so that explains your jellousy.
Did you know jellousy is a sin?
@: nearly
Spam doesnt hate me, he just doesnt like anyone on this site. If you read any post like you should you would know this.
@: nearly
This post is great and true. LOL
How about a butt plug?
Well, I knocked it out in 10 minutes. Immagine what I could do if I wanted to work at it.
NOW I KNOW you are gay, volunteering to be a butt plug!
@: nearly
It was a joke and I meant a buttplug that a women would be using. Just becuase you use them does not make them a gay sex device.
Actually, I can honestly say I have never even seen a but plug. I do have some nice big dildo's though if you want to losen yourself up a bit :-)
@: nearly
You should work at posting some more jokes like you used to. You posted some funny stuff.
lol so if you were in nearlys ass you would have no problem
IF is the operative word. I got my dildo's. I don't want any more diseases so don't do the sex thing with other humans any more. No offence implied or intended pooltoy.
@: nearly
So you own dildos that you work in and out of your ass?? Thats so fucking sick. I thought gay guys just took it in the ass to help each other out I never knew they really liked the feeling.
If they didn't like it they wouldn't do it stupid.
@: nearly
I thought it was more like "hey man ill let you fuck me in the ass if you let me fuck you in the ass." Is yours big and black nearly? How does your ass feel the next day? Do you have less movement in your step?
Now stop getting yourself all worked up Chris. You know what it does to you and your mummy is fed up changing your dypers!
who gives a phuck? piss off with your adds
@: nearly
Keep dreaming.
An exercise in futallity. been there, tried that, got nowhere, waste of time.
Be sure of one thing Chris, my dreams will not be of you. However, rockhudson might dream of you. he seems to be very interested and you reciprocate.........
Not as stupid as you seem to think little boy.
Fuck off dot

-crank dat
i love the poem i feel so special owning a vagina myself hahahhahaha :)
Thanks for the words of appreciation. Makes the 10 mins it to to write worth the effort.
ahahaha.. posey.. :)
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