THE VAGINA POEM.
If you are a woman,
You have to walk with care,
For between those long sexy legs,
Lies a cavern covered in hair.
Now men you know can smell it,
By land or sea or foam,
They'll chase and try to trap it,
Just like it was their home.
~nearly~
Some men call it a fanny,
Or a twat, fanny, or c unt,
But to all men of all nations,
It's worthy of the hunt.
Some guys just love to finger,
Those juicy lips all day,
Then they try to linger,
And lick the lips away.
But once they have a taste of it,
They nose around some more,
They'll nibble on a pair of titts,
And ride it like a who er
Did you know jellousy is a sin?
-crank dat