wow. you really have problems. tell your parents so they can get you to a good shrink.

your cock must be so small.

I AGREE WITH PIE, IT MUST BE SO LITTLE LIKE AN UMPA LUMPAS!!!!!

you dont know that an oompa loompa is small *down there*, do you? you are making assumptions. maybe they make up for their heights in their pants. if you really do know the size of an oompa loompa's genetals, i suggest you stop using crack.

ok the whole umpa lumpa thing has to stop. Now as for the whole f*cking the computer thing.... that story had to be made up. Reason #1 At 14years old your d*ck is still growing and it is highly (0.3%) chance of it being small enough. Second reason is that inside the tip there is always some form of wet, weather it be urine or sperm, there is always some type of liquid thus when inserting you d*ck into the computer, you would be electrocuted. I strongly suggest that whoever posted this needs to get some sort of psychiactric help.

Jeeze that's not normal. That's just kinda freaky. Are you like mental??żż

LMFAO I AGREE WITH PIE TOO! HAHAHAHAHA ok im calm , anyways umm fuckin ur computer ehh?? can i say COMPUTER GEEK! i feel bad for hte actual computer geeks tho, u give them a bad name :'( *cough*damnsmalldick*cough*

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