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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a filtering process and then fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Gizzie56
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Comments (21)
You must be retarded nigger to believe this shit
So if you lick a girls ass daily how much ecoli will you ingest?
It depends how clean she keeps her asshole.
Good story BUT, not necesarily true. If you instal a filter, you filter out not only the crap but also a lot of the chemicals that are legally put in by humans. Unfortunately, you will not filter them all out.
@: nearly
I realize that but i thought folks might get a laugh out of it.
I was actually drinking a glass of wine when I read this, guess I a healthy
This is a great public service, thanks so much gizzie!! Usually when I drink wine I talk stupid, I'm full of shit, and a whole lot more!
Well who isn't when they Overly indulge in Spirits. It can be so fun though and good for you. lol
Its good to see you posting again i thought you had fuck this place.
Well, I've been pretty busy with the holidays and all but it's good to be back on this site and hear a friendly comment!! I wasn't to happy being accused of being someone I'm not! Hope that imposter is really gone, but I doubt it!
Oh you must be referring to Slackjawedyokel he Wrote a story entitled "time for me to go" on the 5th and said he was done in here but he is probably still here posting under another user name. He loves to deceive.
I drink about 5-6 glasses of water a day on the tap, but it's filtered if I die because of it then that'd just be okay, because atleast I wouldn't have completely detroyed my liver from drinking alcohol. Alcohol does not clean your system out, Alcohol is a diuretic, so it actually dehydrates the body, thus causing bad health.
Yeah i try and drink a lot of bottled water myself but i also guzzle it out of the tap (unfiltered) and it hasn't killed me yet,this post was a joke why dont you loosen up drink a glass of wine and quit being such a damn prude!
you are a crazy bitch why would you care about your liver if you were already dead
hey

It's greet to see you too ;)
realitychecks (11086) 2008-01-07 19:23:51
@: gizzie56
Well, I've been pretty busy with the holidays and all but it's good to be back on this site and hear a friendly comment!! I wasn't to happy being accused of being someone I'm not! Hope that imposter is really gone, but I doubt it!




mmmmmmm. Your next response to the above had me falling off my puter chair. Think about it bro!
@: nearly
Realitycheck is not Slack if that is what you are implying.
lol
yeah...
Colt45 for me.
uhhh I was saying when I die, I would RATHER die without liver damage, not after I die, you know the moment right before I die. what is your deal man?