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Why does it burn when I masturbate with Shampoo and it feels fine jerking off with Conditioner? Is this normal? My pee has never been cleaner.
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brothershamass (380)
2008-01-09 04:14:10
Has your shampoo got tea tree oil or something like that in it you dumb fuckwit!
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-09 05:12:05
Because its a soap you moron.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-09 12:45:06
No, you dropped the soap too many times as a Teenager...
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-09 13:08:39
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LMAO at the implications of that and you earned a funny, not that that makes a lot of difference these days!
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nearly (10533)
2008-01-09 13:11:30
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Not necesarilly correct! I would be VERY surprised if the soap is the problem. However, another of the ingredients will be the cause. Check out what it is made of. Then check them out on the net and see what that throws up.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-09 13:35:18
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you get a "funny" of rthat because you are
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