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My brother once told me...

I am fifteen years old and have recently started "touching" myself, unfortunately, about a week ago, my brother walked in on me, and has been threatening to tell our parents. He has also been teasing me about it, behind their backs, and he said that, if women "touch" themselves too frequently, they could grow a penis. At the time I thought that he was just teasing me, but since he told me, a small lump has begun to develop on my labia. I am getting really worried now that he wasn't just winding me up.
Please tell me that my worries are totally unfounded
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
Anonymous
2006-03-14 08:46:17
THAT IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I REMEMBER BEING THAT YOUNG AND THAT GULLABLE. NO IT IS NOT TRUE! BELIEVE IT FROM AN ADULT IT IS NOT TRUE!
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table (258)
2006-03-14 09:39:36
ROTFL
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Argyle-smiten (1468)
2006-03-14 10:04:02
i reckon you should get the lump checked out it might be serious
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Anonymous
2006-03-14 19:02:28
Believe him I was a girl once. I touched myself so often I grew a member and now have a beautiful girlfriend in my life. It did work out well I love her very much but am afraid to tell her my little secret,
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Dunii (1495)
2006-03-17 23:57:37
LMFAO!! NO it's NOT true! Just the idea makes me laugh...
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Twinkletoes78 (1499)
2006-03-19 13:07:12
Your brother sounds like an a**hole tell him if he touches himself, his p**is will drop off and he will become a girl and no amount of playing with himself will make it grow back.
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Anonymous
2006-03-21 17:43:59
OMG your the most idiotic fucker i've ever seen.
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logan003 (2700)
2006-07-10 15:32:49
wtf no thats dumb u said u were fifteen so am i n i would never beleve that u should go kick ur bros ass lol
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RacerOfAll (2790)
2006-07-17 07:39:26
Yes.
Its true and the only way to stop that is to have sex with a panda.
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Leetwrck (2788)
2006-07-17 07:42:50
@: RacerOfAll
he is right, either a panda or a horse..
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deamond (5379)
2007-01-29 19:37:09
No, it is not a penis. See a doctor A) to see what it really is B) to have him assure you that your brother is a dickhead.

I garantee that he wanks too.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-03-24 09:13:53
Lock the freaking door and keep your loser brother from watching you pleasure yourself.
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Am_i_wierd (6990)
2007-03-28 00:57:28
Ur bro seems like a gaywad, still get the bump checked out. make sure he hasn't givin u gaywad cancer, jk but definatly c a docter.
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carolyn (9694)
2007-07-31 19:05:44
ok dont listen to the idiots insulting you

i think it may be irritation but you should tell your mom be like mom i have the weird bup on my down there and she could tell you or you could go to a doctor
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